How to Muzzle a Drunken Best Man and Other Wine Country Wedding Tips

Cut off cringeworthy speeches!

How do you cut off the ramblings of a drunken best man? Any way you can, just as long as you do it quickly, says etiquette expert Paul Wagner.

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Wagner, founder of Balzac Communications, knows a thing or two about politely reining in a toast gone wild. For more than a decade he has covered the topic in “A Cultural Appreciation of Wine,” a course he teaches at Napa Valley College.

Learning the dos and don’ts of toasting will help you with damage control, but it may also help you prevent disasters by setting up the right protocol beforehand.

Here are a few tips from Paul Wagner:

Who should give toasts?
At formal weddings, the father of the bride makes the toast to welcome the guests because he’s the host. But at more modern weddings, that’s typically the best man’s job. He sometimes is followed up by the maid of honor, and then perhaps the groom.

Other weddings have an open mic policy, which can lead to all sorts of problems:
It’s best to leave the toasts to a couple of people who have prepared their remarks and have the permission of the wedding couple to speak.

As for the duration of the toasts:
Short and sweet, three to five minutes at most. As all performers will tell you, it’s better to leave the audience wishing for more than it is to go beyond your welcome. If your remarks need a second page, find an editor.

Cut off cringeworthy speeches!
Cut off cringeworthy speeches!

By all means, don’t be afraid to cut off a long-winded toast:
If the whole toasting session goes on for more than 15 minutes, you will lose the audience, and they will have to run out of toasting wine. Unless one of the guests is Wilson Picket. Then he gets to sing as many songs as he would like.

As for crafting a toast, there are two things to keep in mind:
The first rule is to ask the bride and groom if they’d prefer an inspirational toast or a humorous one. The second rule is that most people are not professional comedians. So when in doubt, be sincere and heartfelt, and leave the comedy to the pros.

Whether you’ll play it straight or be a comic, you’ll want to weave in a story:
It’s sometimes nice to include a story that underscores the foundation of the marriage, how they support the same sports team or have a key opinion in common. Sometimes a short story about how the couple met, particularly if the best man played a role in that meeting.

While some toasts are definitely not PG, keeping the risqué factor in check also is important.
It’s a wedding, not a roast. It’s an opportunity for the whole community to show their love and support for the newlyweds. Leave the risqué humor for later conversations where the bride’s sweet grandmother will not be in attendance.

There’s also a protocol for wine lovers.
The caterer pours a tasting glass for everyone and tells the crowd this particular glass is for the toast. Hopefully that will keep them from polishing it off too quickly.

As for what’s in the glass, it depends:
If the plan is to have this same wine with the wedding cake, please don’t serve a dry sparkling wine like champagne. Nothing is worse than a dry wine with a very sweet cake.

Paul Wagner fancies prosecco or Asti Spumante because they’re sweet and fruity and pair well with wedding cake. If cake isn’t in the picture, a dry bubbly will work beautifully.

“I like the idea of serving a wine that has some kind of meaning to the newlyweds, like the wine they drank when they first met or from the winery they love to visit. Of course if budget is a concern, then simply work with the caterer to find a wine you like within your budget.”

The toast has long been an important tradition, here’s why:
The wedding ceremony is the ritual of the couple uniting and speaking of their love of community. The toast is an opportunity for the community to speak back, to tell the couple how much they are loved and supported.

Win A Spot at the Fair Food Scramble 2016

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Sonoma County Fair 2013 food

Contest closed for the year.
WINNERS HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED.
I wish i could pick you all, but sadly, i can’t.
please try again next year.

Sheesh, how did it get to be Sonoma County Fair time again?

Well, I’m way behind the 8-ball so to speak, so I need to pick my Scramblers ASAP for FRIDAY, JULY 22, 2016!

You know the drill by now…it’s the Fair Food Scramble Contest in which BiteClub takes six lucky winners (consider yourself a sort of Charlie Bucket, Veruca Salt, etc.) to the Sonoma County Fair, scramble for all the delicious goodness that our midway can offer.

THIS YEAR’S EVENT TAKES PLACE FRIDAY, JULY 22 at 3p.m. at the FAIRGROUNDS.

Best Scramble Team Ever! The Sonoma County Fair Food Scramblers 2015
Best Scramble Team Ever! The Sonoma County Fair Food Scramblers 2015

From Pasta King to turkey legs, corn dogs, barbecue and beyond, we’ll snatch up whatever goodies we can find, bring it all back to our special reserve tables and feast like the true epicures we really are. (You should see the looks of wanton jealousy we attract.

Check out the results from last year.

So how do you get to participate?

I’m gonna make it easy this year. Just tell me why I should pick you in the comments below. I’ll choose ONE veteran, but the other 5 need to be Scramble newcomers. The only requirements are that you are fairly mobile (this is a scramble, so you gotta be fast), love to eat fair food, and have a strong stomach for all the stuff we’ll be cramming down our throats.

I’ll make my decision by 10a.m. Thursday morning and contact the winners by 3p.m. Thursday afternoon.

If chosen, you’ll get the details on our funtabulous food fest, but make sure you can be available from 3p.m. to 5p.m. on Friday if you decide to throw your hat in the ring and PLEASE include good email address that you check frequently. Full rules here.

 

Wine Country’s Best Restaurant Wine Lists

A winemaker dinner at Valette restaurant in Healdsburg on 5/6/16. Heather Irwin, Press Democrat
A winemaker dinner at Valette restaurant in Healdsburg on 5/6/16. Heather Irwin, Press Democrat

When it comes to spectacular restaurant wine lists, the Bay Area always gets a big nod from the annual Wine Spectator Restaurant Awards, and this year was no exception. Taking stock of the world’s best restaurant wine cellars each year, the Wine Spectator’s carefully vetted award recipients offer wine lists with interesting selections, are appropriate for their cuisine and appeal to a wide range of wine lovers.

That doesn’t necessarily mean a list of cult wines, or $1,000+ bottles, but most award winners have 90 or more selections on their lists. So, if you’re looking for a restaurant that takes its wine as seriously as the food, here are the top winners in Wine Country (and Marin) to check out, at least according to Wine Spectator.

For a look at the full list, including SF and beyond, go to restaurants.winespectator.com.

The Restaurant at Meadowood was a 2016 Wine Spectator Grand Award Winner for its extensive wine list.
The Restaurant at Meadowood was a 2016 Wine Spectator Grand Award Winner for its extensive wine list.

Grand Awards

This is the highest honor, given to “restaurants that show an uncompromising, passionate devotion to the quality of their wine programs”, according to the Wine Spectator. Worldwide, there are only 88 winners, with a small handful added each year. These wine lists often have 1,000 or more selections, with top producers, mature vintages, large format bottles, a strong tie to the menu and the highest level of wine service.

2016 Winners
Restaurant at Meadowood, St. Helena
Murray Circle, Sausalito

Other Grand Award Winners in Wine Country
French Laundry, Yountville (since 2007)
La Toque, Napa (since 2014)

Barndiva has been named a Best Award of Excellence from Wine Spectator
Barndiva has been named a Best Award of Excellence from Wine Spectator

Best Awards of Excellence

Excellent breadth across multiple winegrowing regions, top producers, superior presentation, with 350 or more selections, 1,093 winners worldwide.

Best Awards of Excellence
Excellent breadth across multiple winegrowing regions, top producers, superior presentation, with 350 or more selections, 1,093 winners worldwide.

2016 Winner
Barndiva, Healdsburg

Other Best Awards of Excellence Winners in Wine Country
Dry Creek Kitchen, Healdsburg (2002)
Press, St. Helena (2013)
Sante, Boyes Hot Springs (2015)
Auberge du Soleil, Rutherford (1996)
Brix, St. Helena (2004)
1313 Main, Napa (2014)
Farm, Napa (2015)
Oenotri, Napa (2011)
Bounty Hunter, Napa (2015)

Award of Excellence

Lists typically offer at least 90 selections, well-chosen assortment of quality producers, thematic match to menu in price and style, and a sufficient choice to satisfy discerning wine lovers, 2,414 restaurants worldwide.

Valette Interior, Healdsburg, CA
Valette Has been given an Award of excellence from the Wine Spectator for 2016, Healdsburg, CA

2016 Winners
630 Park Steakhouse, Rohnert Park
Goose and Gander, St. Helena
Valette, Healdsburg
Harvest Table, St. Helena
Bottega, Yountville
Bouchon, Yountville
Nick’s Cove, Marshall

Other Awards of Excellence Winners in Wine Country
John Ash & Co, Santa Rosa (2013)
Zazu Kitchen + Farm, Sebastopol (2003)
Restaurant at Kenwood Inn and Spa, Kenwood (2010)
Olive and Vine (currently closed, 2014)
Solbar, Calistoga (2011)
Saddles at MacArthur Place, Sonoma (2003)
Bistro Jeanty, Yountville (2013)
River’s End, Jenner (2013)
Carpe Diem Wine Bar, Napa (2013)
Morimoto Napa, Napa (2011)
Mankas Steakhouse, Fairfield (2013)
Il Fornaio, Corte Madera (2002)
The Spinnaker, Sausalito (2015)
Poggio Trattoria, Sausalito (2004)

5 Perks of Growing a Container Garden

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Container Gatden

The obsession with container gardens shows no sign of wilting. This summer, vividly colored pots are sprouting all over Sonoma County. 

For people, like myself, with stamp-sized yards and little time for weeding, these versatile low maintenance gardens are a great option. And picking the containers is a lot of fun! These past few weeks, I’ve been enjoying playing around with different configurations of flowers, succulents, pots, barrels and wooden crates.

There are certainly many reasons to love container gardens. Here’s a list of some of the perks I’ve discovered: 

Portable

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Using a variety of small containers (or larger pots on wheels) allows me to rearrange my garden throughout the summer and create different color schemes. (Image via birdsandblooms.com)

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These light tin containers make it easy to update your garden layout. (Image via diynetwork.com)

Low Maintenance

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Nemesia, the orange annual called ‘Sunsatia Mango’, is a great choice for container gardening. Place in the sun and water fairly regularly and this undemanding plant will thrive.  (Image via lowes.com)

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Succulents are the easiest plants to maintain, and use the least amount of water. (Image via crafttakeover.com)

Easy to Update

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While it’s rarer for container-grown plants to have a hard time, some plants will wilt, get sick, and in the worst case scenario, die. Luckily, it’s easy to remove the dying plants and replace them with new, healthy plants.

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Easy to Feed

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When it comes to watering and tending to a container garden, there won’t be any questions about how much water to use because you’ll know exactly how much soil you’re working with. (Image via trg.com)

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The same is true for fertilizing. If your container plant needs extra nourishment, the size of the container will ensure you don’t overdo it. (Image via mikesbackyardnursery.com)

Added Curb Appeal

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A well-tended garden is one of the easiest ways to add curb appeal to any home. (Image via Pinterest)

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Even a clean, minimalist container garden can bring a home to life. (Image via TheSingingGarden)

Two Local Fashion Lines to Add to Your Must-Check-Out List

Artists, writers, architects, makers, craftspeople. In Sonoma County we have an abundance of creative people who make our region eclectic and interesting. And now you can add these women designers to the list.

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River’s Edge in Indigo by PVF.

Trudy – Poppy Von Frohlich

Meet Trudy, the fashion designer behind Poppy Von Frohlich (PvF) who traded city living for life on the ranch in West County. PvF designs women’s fashion, bags and accessories, all made in Northern California.

What I love about PvF is that Trudy isn’t designing from a fancy high rise office in San Francisco. She’s taking care of her young children, carving out time to sketch and sew, and still gets dinner on the table.

PvF’s fashion aesthetic has a Northern California vibe. You’ll find plaid shirts you can wear while chasing your toddler at the park or suede moccasins you can slip on for a trip to the farmer’s market. Available at poppyvonfrohlich.com.

PvF 2016

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Sister Little Fog Coat.

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Dandelion Days Dress.

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Lumber Jane Jacket in Steel Blue Canvas.

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Gold Miners Daughter Dress Stewart Scottish Plaid Shirt.

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Oxblood Baguette Bag.

Ponderosa Vest in 100% Italian Wool.

Ponderosa Vest in 100% Italian Wool.

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Lumber Jane Jacket in Burgundy.


Nikki Marie – Nikki Marie Apparel

Fashion designer Nikki Marie.
Fashion designer Nikki Marie.

At just 27, Nikki Marie is bringing old-school sophistication to Sonoma County with her line of vintage inspired women’s clothing. With a nod to 1960s silhouettes, Nikki releases about 10 pieces by season (fall, winter, spring, summer).

What’s really fun about Nikki’s designs, is that she actually wears them! Every. Single. Day. Most days you can spot her in the Ann Top, Audrey Pants and the Diamond Dream Scarf, a fantastic orange and blue combo.

Nikki Marie in her own design.
Nikki Marie in her own design.

Nikki’s design mantra is that women should feel original; not like carbon copies of what’s on a mannequin at the mall. All of her pieces are custom made for a perfect fit, and come in a variety of colors and fabrics.

Made in Santa Rosa, Nikki’s summer collection is inspired by fashion legend Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Her next collection will be all about florals—I can’t wait to see what she comes up with. Available exclusively at Mad Mod Shop, and at nikkimarieapparel.com.

Nikki Marie Summer 2016

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Sid Top and Katarina Skater Skirt.

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Ann Skater Skirt and Ann Dress Coat.

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Eliza Peplum Top and Sabrina Skirt from Nikki Marie.

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Kathy Top.

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Nikki Marie offers custom embellishment for any of your favorite shoes that need a little pizzazz.

Wine Country’s Best Restaurant Wine Lists

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When it comes to spectacular restaurant wine lists, the Bay Area always gets a big nod from the annual Wine Spectator restaurant Awards, and this year was no exception.

Taking stock of the world’s best restaurant wine cellars each year, the Wine Spectator’s carefully vetted award recipients offer wine lists with interesting selections, are appropriate for their cuisine and appeal to a wide range of wine lovers.

That doesn’t necessarily mean a list of cult wines, or $1,000+ bottles, but most award winners have 90 or more selections on their lists. So, if you’re looking for a restaurant that takes its wine as seriously as the food, here are the top winners in Wine Country (and Marin) to check out, at least according to Wine Spectator.

For a look at the full list, including SF and beyond, go to restaurants.winespectator.com.

The Restaurant at Meadowood was a 2016 Wine Spectator Grand Award Winner for its extensive wine list.
The Restaurant at Meadowood was a 2016 Wine Spectator Grand Award Winner for its extensive wine list.

GRAND AWARDS

This is the highest honor, given to “restaurants that show an uncompromising, passionate devotion to the quality of their wine programs”, according to the Wine Spectator.

Worldwide, there are only 88 winners, with a small handful added each year. These wine lists often have 1,000 or more selections, with top producers, mature vintages, large format bottles, a strong tie to the menu and the highest level of wine service.

2016 Winners
Restaurant at Meadowood, St. Helena
Murray Circle, Sausalito

Other Grand Award Winners in Wine Country
French Laundry, Yountville (since 2007)
La Toque, Napa (since 2014)

Barndiva has been named a Best Award of Excellence from Wine Spectator.
Barndiva has been named a Best Award of Excellence from Wine Spectator.

BEST AWARDS OF EXCELLENCE 

Excellent breadth across multiple wine-growing regions, top producers, superior presentation, with 350 or more selections, 1,093 winners worldwide.

2016 Winner
Barndiva, Healdsburg

Other Best Awards of Excellence Winners in Wine Country
Dry Creek Kitchen, Healdsburg (2002)
Press, St. Helena (2013)
Sante, Boyes Hot Springs (2015)
Auberge du Soleil, Rutherford (1996)
Brix, St. Helena (2004)
1313 Main, Napa (2014)
Farm, Napa (2015)
Oenotri, Napa (2011)
Bounty Hunter, Napa (2015)

Valette Has been given an Award of excellence from the Wine Spectator for 2016, Healdsburg, CA.
Valette Has been given an Award of Excellence from the Wine Spectator for 2016, Healdsburg, CA.

AWARD OF EXCELLENCE 

Lists typically offer at least 90 selections, well-chosen assortment of quality producers, thematic match to menu in price and style, and a sufficient choice to satisfy discerning wine lovers, 2,414 restaurants worldwide.

2016 Winners
630 Park Steakhouse, Rohnert Park
Goose and Gander, St. Helena
Valette, Healdsburg
Harvest Table, St. Helena
Bottega, Yountville
Bouchon, Yountville
Nick’s Cove, Marshall

Other Awards of Excellence Winners in Wine Country
John Ash & Co, Santa Rosa (2013)
Zazu Kitchen + Farm, Sebastopol (2003)
Restaurant at Kenwood Inn and Spa, Kenwood (2010)
Olive and Vine (currently closed, 2014)
Solbar, Calistoga (2011)
Saddles at MacArthur Place, Sonoma (2003)
Bistro Jeanty, Yountville (2013)
River’s End, Jenner (2013)
Carpe Diem Wine Bar, Napa (2013)
Morimoto Napa, Napa (2011)
Mankas Steakhouse, Fairfield (2013)
Il Fornaio, Corte Madera (2002)
The Spinnaker, Sausalito (2015)
Poggio Trattoria, Sausalito (2004)

More Sonoma Wine Country Restaurants and Dining Reviews on BiteClubEats.

Don’t Miss: Santa Rosa Music and Beer Fest

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For five years community organized music festival Millapalooza gave Santa Rosa locals their very own street wide block party, where they could listen to music, have a beer and meet their neighbors face-to-face. 

And there is definitely something to be said for the community block party’s give back to this rapidly expanding town. With many glued to their smart phones – immersed in the virtual world of Pokemon Go – events like Millapalooza enable old school “real time” interaction to bring Santa Rosa locals together.

The bad news is that this year’s Millapalooza was canceled. The good news is that the local tradition continues, rebranded as Coopchella and relocated from Mill Street to Cooperage Brewery, for its sixth year on July 25.  

Cooperage Brewery, opened a little over a year ago, offers an alternative venue to listen to music, socialize, and have a pint. Far enough from Downtown Santa Rosa to avoid having to deal with metered parking, the semi-hidden beer pub is located among a group of warehouses — a quick blink, and you’ve missed it.

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Santa Rosa surf punk band Illumignarly will be playing at Coopchella. (Photo by Estefany Gonzalez)

Guitarist Derek Nielsen, who has played Cooperage with his surf-rock band Illumignarly a few times, says, “We love playing Cooperage. Good beer, good people and the shows we’ve played there have been super fun.”

Nielsen, in looking forward to his Coopchella gig, sees summer, music and beer going happily hand-in-hand.

“It’s definitely going to be smaller than Millapalooza,” he said. “But, that’s okay. It’ll have more of a show vibe …than a fest vibe.”

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Mud, Blood and the Beer. (Photo by Estefany Gonzalez)

Coopchella is put on by Santa Rosa’s own Mud Blood and the Beer — a trio of rambunctious beer loving musicians.

According to Mud Blood and the Beer bass player, John Romanos, the change in venue was due in part to Millapalooza’s increasing success and high attendance.

“Millapalooza was becoming too big for a residential block party. The city of Santa Rosa was beginning to have concerns with the growing attendance and the BYOB [bring your own booze] atmosphere,” Romanos said. “Although, we never had a problem and it always remained a family-friendly environment.”

Romanos is excited about continuing the community atmosphere and spirit of Millapalooza at the new location: great beer including Cooperage’s new beer Coopchella— an 8.2 percent double IPA— and a great night of local music.

“It’s whittled down to an amazing group of five or six bands,” he said.

This year’s line-up includes The Mud Blood and the Beer,  Illumignarly, Shelby Cobra, M Section and Elephant.

For more information about Coopchella, visit: https://www.facebook.com/events/302035516810032/

There’s a Lot to Like at Alioto’s Healdsburger

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The server placed my steak on the table, and offered to pour me more wine. Then, he asked if my dogs were set for water and, teasing, if they preferred ketchup or ranch dressing with their French fries.

Lavishing such attention, the folks at Alioto’s Healdsburger don’t seem to realize they’re working in a former 1950s A&W, flipping hamburgers, hot dogs, chicken sandwiches and the occasional steak, such as my meal that day, a special rib eye sandwich. My two boisterous Rhodesian Ridgebacks were welcome customers on the shaded, sparely landscaped parking lot patio.

And yet, this is no fast food. This is a hamburger stand done Wine Country style. That means quality ingredients, meals made to order, wine and beer plus no corkage fee, and often, higher prices plus at least a 15-minute wait for food to arrive.

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The Cowboy Burger topped with a tower of onion rings at Alioto’s Healdsburger.

Opened in 2012, the bare bones eatery remains mostly a locals’ secret, situated as it is on the side stretch of Healdsburg Avenue that connects Veterans Memorial Beach with the entry to downtown. You’ll find it if you’re renting a kayak from the neighboring Soar Inflatables/Russian River Adventures, or outfitting your car at Ceja Quality Tires next door.

It hasn’t helped that the Memorial Bridge was closed more than a year for extensive reinforcement, diverting the 8,500 or so vehicles that cross daily, until finally reopening in October.

Now, my dogs’ eyes are as big as moons, their canine brains mentally willing my cheese steak to leap off my plate into their mouths. It’s not a plate, actually, but a tin tray lined in red and white checked paper, with the sandwich folded in more paper.

The wrapper helped keep the tender chopped meat from sliding out and the sautéed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato and red onion from escaping. I added Swiss cheese, which melts into the mayo slicking the crusty, warm ciabatta bun. At $14.95 plus $1.50 for the cheese, the result is much more expensive than fast food, certainly, but it’s delicious and comes with onion rings (regularly $4.95).

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The Chilli Cheese Dog with a Blueberry Shake at Alioto’s Healdsburger.

The little touches make a difference. The order taker at the counter in front of the tiny, open kitchen wonders how my dining companion would like her sourdough cheeseburger cooked ($8.50). Would she like the regular beef, or grass-fed (healthier but dry-textured, relatively bland and $2 extra)?

What kind of cheese? Provolone, sure, to go with those sweet grilled onions. And how much sourdough would she like, since the standard bun is really thick? I tell her that I’ve found it’s way too much for the meat, so the server recommends sliced sourdough bread instead.

My friend had arrived a few minutes earlier than me, and the same fellow had asked if she wanted to open a tab so she could sip a drink, a thoughtful thing. Perhaps the niceties are inspired by Healdsburger owner and Geyserville resident David Alioto’s earlier career in marketing and management for sports teams like the Giants, Oakland A’s and the San Jose Earthquakes.

Each day, the eatery puts together 16 regular menu burgers and some eight to 10 specials, like a hangover burger topped in fried egg, bacon, pepper Jack, Sriracha and mayo paired with a small fry and drink ($13.50).

A turkey cheddar burger is well-seasoned and moist ($7.50); lamb feta ($11.95) is salty-savory. The Mondo Double cheeseburger is a happy heart attack with 14 ounces of meat ($10.50), and the Cowboy is nearly ridiculous, a monster topped in barbecue sauce, bacon, cheddar, lettuce and red onion on ciabatta, all stabbed with a towering pyramid of onion rings.

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Eat the Cowboy and you won’t need another meal soon. It’s actually a value, since its $13.50 tab also includes a bottomless fountain drink (normally $2.95).

All beef, 1/4-pound hot dogs are satisfying though pricey ($4.50), split and lined with char marks beneath the ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, onions and tomatoes. A chili cheese model comes smothered in two kinds of cheese ($6.50), and I ask for freshly minced garlic to make an extra bomb. Nice, especially with a cold bottle of Lagunitas IPA ($4.75).

The onion rings here are fine, not great, encased in crisp, greasy batter. If you like In-n-Out Burger French fries, you’ll like these, too, cut from fresh-peeled potatoes we can see resting in the kitchen, with a bit of skin left on and a clean, almost baked flavor ($3/$4.50). A small order is enough for two to three people, or one diner and two dogs.

These aren’t the best milkshakes. My chocolate peanut butter is mostly melted (12 oz. $3.95/20 oz. $5.25), though a root beer float is a fine thing ($4.95). Remember that “no corkage fee” thing, too, since the refrigerator is stocked with a whatever’s-on-hand choice of sauvignon blanc, chardonnay and zinfandel, and brings no bargain at $7 a cup.

Casual is one thing, meanwhile, but Alioto has got to find a solution to the fly problem. Even sitting inside, I constantly swat away the awful bugs, and it’s a real irritant during cooler months, too. Dining outside can sometimes be out of the question on summer days.

Still, this is a great neighborhood hangout. My dining companion, who has lived in Healdsburg for a long time, is amused to learn courtesy of the menu blurb that Healdsburger is the official name for a resident of the town. True? Who knows, but it has a better ring than “Healdsburgite” or “Healdsburgician.”

And there’s no denying that Alioto brings the local touch. He and his wife, Debby, have just purchased Cloverdale’s historic Pick’s Drive-In, promising to give that 1923 hamburger restaurant the same updates as their flagship shop.

It’s good news for us burger lovers. Just hold the flies, please.

Carey Sweet is a Santa Rosa-based food and restaurant writer. Read her restaurant reviews every other week in Sonoma Life. Contact her at carey@careysweet.com.

Photography by John Burgess. 

Catelli’s in Geyserville Serves Up a New Kind of Burger

For the Blended Burger Project, Catelli’s Chef/Owner Domenica Catelli came up with a burger patty that is a 50-50 mix of house-ground beef and a blend of shiitake, cremini and dried porcini mushrooms, served with her Easy Kale Salad.

This year, Catelli’s is celebrating its 80th anniversary. Founded by Santi and Virginia Catelli in 1936, the restaurant is now run by third-generation, sister and brother team Dominica and Nicholas Catelli. Catelli’s offers a flavorful mix of unpretentious family favorites and modern twists on classic dishes – including Dominica’s “Blended Burger.”

For the Blended Burger Project, Catelli's Chef/Owner Domenica Catelli came up with a burger patty that is a 50-50 mix of house-ground beef and a blend of shiitake, cremini and dried porcini mushrooms, served with her Easy Kale Salad.
Catelli’s Chef/Owner Domenica Catelli’s “Blended Burger:” a 50-50 mix of house-ground beef and a blend of shiitake, cremini and dried porcini mushrooms, served with her Easy Kale Salad.

The Chef

Dominica Catelli has always been passionate about healthy, nutritious food, and she’s got the resume to prove it.

Her food gigs have ranged from opening chef at the The Ravens vegetarian restaurant in Mendocino to food stylist and personal chef for Oprah Winfrey. She even wrote a family-friendly cookbook, “Mom-a-licious,” aimed at feeding kids easy, healthy fare like lentil soup and butternut squash penne.

“Eight years ago, when I wrote the cookbook, it was hard to get ingredients like quinoa and kale,” she said. “But now they are trendy. You can get all those things at Target and Wal-Mart.”

Catelli's restaurant co-owners and siblings Nicholas and Domenica Catelli, on the back patio of their restaurant in Geyserville.
Catelli’s restaurant co-owners and siblings Nicholas and Domenica Catelli, on the back patio of their restaurant in Geyserville.

When she and her brother, Nicholas, reopened the landmark Catelli’s restaurant in Geyserville six years ago, Catelli made sure to add lots of tasty, vegetarian food to the menu. When she was asked to join the James Beard Foundation’s initiative last year to blend mushrooms into burgers, Catelli met the challenge — and went above and beyond — with real relish.

“We got the call to come up with a 25 percent mushroom burger, and I came up with a 50/50 blend,” she said. “I already had a mushroom melt on the menu that was 100 percent mushrooms.”

As part of the project, about 250 chefs across the country came up with a blended burger, then served it at their restaurants so diners could cast their votes for their favorites. Catelli called hers “The Ultimate Burger 2.0” and made it from a combination of shiitake, cremini and dried porcini mushrooms.

Staircase to the outside patio at Catelli's restaurant in Geyserville.
Staircase to the outside patio at Catelli’s restaurant in Geyserville.

This year, Catelli is among more than 400 restaurant chefs taking part in the growing competition, and she’s come up with a new and improved version. “The Kings Burger” offers the same, tasty patty as last year, gilded with arugula and Spicy House-Pickled Enoki and Maitake mushrooms.

“I love the tang of the pickled mushrooms and the pepper of the arugula,” she said. “We do a quick pickle with Sparrow Lane Golden Balsamic and Apple Cider vinegars, plus dill.”

The Blended Burger Project, a brainchild of the Culinary Institute of America’s Healthy Menus R&D Collaborative, aims to help Americans embrace burgers that are more sustainable for the planet (it takes much less water to grow mushrooms than to raise beef) but also more nutritious and delicious.

“From a health standpoint, it’s better for you,” Catelli said of her blended burger. “Even people who are not crazy about mushrooms still love it because it makes a nice, juicy burger.”

Catelli's Beef Meatball Sliders.
Catelli’s Beef Meatball Sliders.

The Burger

To make the burger, Catelli roasts the mushrooms in a 450-degree oven, stems and all, for 5 to 6 minutes, turning them once. Then she throws them in a food processor with garlic, fresh herbs and Parmesan cheese, and lets the mixture cool before massaging it into her house-ground meat.

To form the burgers, she lines a baking ramekin with a plastic bag and presses the mixture into the ramekin, then puts the patties on a sheet pan so they are ready to go. Because they are delicate, it’s best to leave them on the sheet pan when they cook, even on the grill.

“It’s so much more forgiving than a regular burger to cook,” she said. “If you want to do them (directly) on the grill, you could reduce the mixture to a third mushrooms.”

To lighten up the patty, you also could replace the beef with chicken, turkey or lean or grass-fed beef. Adventurous cooks may also want to play around with the flavors, using jalapeños and cilantro rather than parsley and thyme.

Cheese lovers could also top the burgers with a slice of sharp cheddar, cambozola or goat cheese after they are cooked. In the summer, Catelli suggests adding a simple slice of ripe tomato.

Also, it’s important to source a soft bun as the vehicle for the tender patties.

“You don’t want to bite into it and have the burger squish out,” she said. “I use the soft bun from Costeaux Bakery.”

Catelli's local heirloom caprese with buratta, arugula and baby tomatoes.
Catelli’s local heirloom caprese with buratta, arugula and baby tomatoes.

As an appetizer, Catelli suggests a simple salumi and cheese platter, along with some sliced peaches and balsamic vinegar drizzled on top. You could also serve peach slices with burrata cheese, crispy prosciutto and a balsamic reduction.

As a side dish, you can’t go wrong with Catelli’s Easy Kale Salad, made with thinly sliced kale, oranges, Parmesan, crushed croutons, nuts and a dressing of fresh lemon juice and extra-virgin olive oil.

“The day before, get everything ready for the salad,” she said. “Then put it all together about an hour before serving.”

And for a sweet finale, pick up some fresh strawberries from a roadside farmstand and slice them on top of her savory and sweet Strawberry and Thyme Shortcake, with a dollop of whipped cream.

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Dominica Catelli’s savory and sweet Strawberry and Thyme Shortcake, with a dollop of whipped cream.

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The Restaurant

This year, Catelli’s is celebrating its 80th anniversary. Domenica’s grandparents, Santi and Virginia Catelli, opened the restaurant back in 1936, in what is now the middle of three rooms. It was originally called The Rex, then became Catelli’s The Rex.

The restaurant boasts lots of historic decor and photos, plus an expansive back patio for al fresco dining. Catelli’s brother and business partner, Nicholas, and his wife, Anna, both work there; her husband, Michael Yosowitz, does the books; her dad, Richard, helps pick up supplies as needed, and her mom, Antoinette, creates the flower arrangements.

“It’s a blessing being back here,” said Catelli, who has worked all over, from Italy to Chicago and Texas. “The people I knew growing up now come here with their kids.”

Catelli's patio.
Catelli’s expansive back patio.

To learn more about the Blended Burger project and to cast your vote through July 31, go to jamesbeard.org/blendedburgerproject. The five chefs with the most votes will win a chance to prepare their burger at the James Beard House in New York City as part of the welcome reception for the foundation’s annual food conference in October.


DOMINICA CATELLI’S RECIPES


Kings Burger

Makes 4 to 6 burgers

1 pound ground, grass-fed beef

1/2 pound cremini mushrooms

1/2 pound shiitake mushrooms

1/3 cup Bragg Liquid Aminos

1/4 ounce dry, porcini mushrooms, rehydrated in hot water, water discarded

2 tablespoons fresh garlic, finely minced

2 tablespoons fresh parsley, minced

2 teaspoons fresh rosemary, minced

2 teaspoons fresh thyme, minced

1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil

1 tablespoon nutritional yeast

1/4 cup grated Parmesan

1 teaspoon ground black pepper

Salt to taste

Preheat oven to 450 degrees (400 in a convection oven.) Place whole mushrooms (stems included) in a large bowl. Pour in the Bragg Liquid Aminos and 1/8 cup of extra virgin olive oil. Coat the mushrooms and lay out on two, large sheet pans lined with parchment paper. Roast in the oven for 3 to 5 minutes. Remove mushrooms and pulse in batches in a food processor with the rehydrated porcinis. Put the batches into a large mixing bowl.

Add the garlic, herbs and remaining ingredients to the mushrooms. Mix together well with ground beef and form into 8-ounce patties.

Place on a sheet pan and cook in a 400-degree oven or grill for five minutes, flipping once. Serve with your favorite condiments, such as garlic aioli, sliced tomato and lettuce.

(This recipe has been adapted for home cooks. You can substitute soy sauce if you don’t have Braggs Liquid Aminos).


Easy Kale Salad

Serves 10 to 12 as a side dish

2 bunches dinosaur kale, rinsed, dried, de-stemmed and cut into 1/4-inch strips

2-3 lemons, juiced

1/2 cup chopped walnuts (or pecans or almonds)

3/4 cup orange segments

1/2 cup grated Parmesan

3/4 cup crushed croutons (smashed in a plastic bag to bits, not crumbs)

1/4 cup good quality cold pressed virgin olive oil (preferably Dry Creek Olive Oil)

Salt and pepper

Parmesan and crushed croutons, for garnish

Put the prepped kale in a bowl. Squeeze two of the lemons into the bowl with the kale. Add the walnuts, oranges, cheese, crouton bits and olive oil. Toss. Taste for salt and pepper and add the juice of 1/2 to 1 lemon. (Kale that is denser and not as fresh will require more lemon juice.) Top with extra Parmesan and crouton bits and serve.


Strawberry and Thyme Shortcake

Makes 8 to 15 servings

1 quart strawberries, halved or quartered (4 cups)

1/4 cup local honey (or agave nectar)

3 cups all-purpose organic flour

1/4 cup sugar

2 tablespoons chopped fresh thyme (optional)

1 tablespoons baking powder

3/4 teaspoon salt

1/2 cup cold, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces

1 3/4 cups heavy cream

1 egg white, lightly beaten

2 tablespoons sugar

Sweetened whipped cream

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. In a large bowl combine strawberries and honey. Let stand, stirring occasionally, while preparing shortcake.

For shortcake: In a food processor, combine flour, 1/4 cup sugar, thyme (if using), baking powder and salt; pulse to mix. (Or whisk together in large bowl.) Add butter to flour mixture and pulse several times. (or cut in butter with a pastry blender or two knives). While pulsing, add cream, pulsing just until dough begins to come together. (Or make a well in the center of flour mixture. Pour cream into well, mix with fork just until dough is evenly moistened.)Turn out dough onto a lightly floured surface. Knead quickly. Roll dough to 1/2-inch thickness and cut with a round pastry cutter or a floured water glass. Transfer dough to a large baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Brush dough with egg white; sprinkle with the 2 tablespoons sugar. Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until light golden.Transfer shortcakes to a wooden board or platter. Cut open and spoon strawberries onto shortcake. Drizzle with juices and top with whipped cream.

20 Things We Can’t Wait to See at the Sonoma County Fair

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The Sonoma County Fair is back again, running July 22 through Aug. 7 (closed Mondays) at the fairgrounds in Santa Rosa. This year, there are many things to look forward to. First, general admission is free to all concerts with your fair ticket. Second, there are three full weekends of horse racing. Third, Saralee & Richard’s Barn will be open and full of cool interactive exhibits about agriculture. And more!

Click through the gallery below for 20 things we are looking forward to at this year’s Sonoma County Fair.

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1. Fair Food: We’re pretty sure calories don’t count as long as you eat them at the fair. New this year is Berry’s on the Go, a food booth that opens early with an assortment of breakfast goodies, as well as hamburgers, veggie burgers, pulled pork sandwiches and other All-American goodies. Other favorites include Rocket Dog, Ricardo’s Hawaiian Feast, Sliders Gastro Pub, Willie Birds and more. Be sure to check out which foods top our list with Bite Club’s Fair Food Scramble. (Photo by Kent Porter)

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2. Livestock, Fur & Feathers, Oh My!: The Livestock Area of the fair is filled with cattle, goats, sheep, rabbits, chickens, swine and more, cared for by young farmers around the county. This year’s agricultural side of the fair schedule includes Farmers Day on Sunday, July 24, as well as auctions, exhibitions and showmanship, petting zoos and more. (Photo by John Burgess)

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3. Free Things Around the Fair: Each day, the fair is filled with plenty of free things to enjoy. A cake cart will offer free cake. Enjoy free ice cream from the Clover Stornetta Booth. Learn to save a life with CPR at the First Aid Booth. Be a part of the parade every day by showing up at the Milk Barn at 4:45 p.m. Tour the fair on a horse-pulled wagon. Enjoy live music at any one of the fair’s stages. Watch a showmanship exhibit in the Livestock Area. Cheer on babies in the Diaper Derby. The opportunities are endless! (Photo by Kent Porter)

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4. Kids’ Area: This special portion of the fair is dedicated to the little guys, and parents who want a place to sit and rest for awhile. Young fairgoers can enjoy a play area, live shows, non-scary rides and more.  (Photo by Kent Porter)

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5. Destruction Derby: If the smell of gas and the sound of crunching metal excites you, this is an event you won’t want to miss. On Saturday, July 30, cars aim to be the last one standing through hard hitting action and demolition fun. Tickets are $10-$15 in addition to fair admission. (Photo by Jeremy Portje)

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6. Fair Concerts: The fair is brimming with music this year. Best of all, each performance is free with fair admission! Headliners include ARRIVAL from Sweden’s Music of Abba, Ozomatli, Cassadee Pope and Aaron Tippin. Stages around the fair will also feature other musical acts to enjoy, such as Wonderbread 5, the Unauthorized Rolling Stones and more. (Photo by Conner Jay)

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7. Carnival Rides: This year, the fair is making it even easier to enjoy the rides with reduced-price ride tickets, and pay-one-price carnival days. This year, rides will include the pirate-themed Big Splash, Wacky Worm Family Coaster, the Olympic Bobsled Coaster and more. Prices on Carnival Discount Days are $23 Tuesday through Thursday, and $35 Friday through Sunday.

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8. Wine Country Horse Racing: Horse racing occurs every Thursday through Sunday at the Sonoma County Fair, plus a bonus week Aug. 12-14. Cheer on the racers and bet on your favorite in this time-honored tradition. Seating is $3-$5, or reserve special dining spots for $150-$300. (Photo by Kent Porter)

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9. Carnival Games: If you’ve been practicing your free throws or dime tosses, here’s your chance to show off your skills. There are numerous games around the carnival that will test your skills in exchange for a variety of prizes. May the odds be ever in your favor!

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10. Hall of Flowers: This year’s flower exhibit in the Hall of Flowers will be blooming with cinematic displays. Expect to see gardens based on movies like “The Birds,” “Bottle Shock,” “The Goonies” and more. (Photo by Crista Jeremiason)

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11. Wine Country Rodeo: Cheer on professional cowboys on Saturday, July 23 as they compete in saddle bronc riding, steer wrestling, team roping, bareback riding, calf roping, barrel racing, bull riding and more. Tickets are $10-$15 in addition to fair admission.

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12. Contests and Competitions: Show off what you’re capable of at one of the fair’s many contests, some offering serious cash prizes. This year’s competitions include the Elvis Impersonation Contest, Movie Musical Contest, an Egg Hunt, Milk Moustache Contest, Animal Imitation Contest and more.  (Photo by Christopher Chung)

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13. Monster Trucks: Watch as 10,000 pound giant trucks make pancakes out of cars as they compete in numerous contests amongst each other. It all goes down Aug. 5-7 in the Chris Beck Arena. Tickets are $10-$15 in addition to fair admission. (Photo by Beth Schlanker)

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14. Butterfly Adventures:
Located in the Greenhouse, a new area just outside the Hall of Flowers, get an up close and personal look at butterflies in an interactive exhibit.

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15. Shopping at the Fair: Need a new hot tub? How about a kitchen gadget to replace every gadget you own? Or maybe you’re interested in a personalized wood sign or an old-fashioned photo of your family. The Sonoma County Fair offers plenty of ways to feed your shopping bug. The largest area is the Grace Pavilion, filled with a wide array of vendors offering many unique and interesting items. Then there are the street vendors around the fair, with plenty of fun souvenirs. Finally, head over to the Mexican Village to shop for cultural items to bring home with you.

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16. Inspiration Stations: A feature at this year’s fair is an area that inspires Do-It-Yourself activities. At the Inspiration Stations, learn about letterpress printing, rug hooking, fused glass, fly tying and more.

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17. Saralee & Richard’s Barn: Learn about life on the farm in this special area of the fair, passing on the agricultural legacy of Richard and the late Saralee Kunde. The area includes Sweet Lil’s (named after Saralee’s mother), complete with faux cow “milking,” baby chicks, tractor driving, a hay maze, beekeeping and more.

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18. Fair Exhibits: Peruse the exhibit buildings to see what our talented locals are creating around Sonoma County. From baked goods to art to quilts and more, there’s so many handcrafted creations that are sure to inspire your own creative endeavors. (Photo by Crissi Langwell)

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19. Derby Dog Dash: Have a fast pooch? Enter your furry friend into this adorable race at the horse track, taking place on Sundays July 31, Aug. 7 and Aug. 14. If your dog tends to lean toward the pokey side, you can still stand on the sidelines and cheer on the more nimble canines.

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20. Hat Day at the Races: On Saturday, July 30 starting at 1 p.m., don your best topper and head over to the horse races for their annual Hat Day. This special event includes fair admission, a live auction, trackside hors d’oeuvres and wine, a hat competition and more. Tickets are $65 per person or $600 for a table for 8.

To learn more about what to expect at this year’s fair or to purchase tickets, visit sonomacountyfair.com.