Josef Keller: A Chef’s Second Act

Walking around his new kitchen, arms folded over a navy sweater vest, Chef Josef Keller sniffs at the air. “Smell that,” he says pointing around the expansive space with his nose. “It smells like a restaurant kitchen.”

More recognizable in a chef’s jacket than his street clothes, the 57-year-old toque is a Santa Rosa culinary fixture, running longtime white tablecloth restaurants La Provence and Josef’s in Santa Rosa. And though he retired from the commercial restaurant business in 2009, there’s no doubt the 30-year restaurant veteran knows what a kitchen should smell like.

“Institutional” is exactly what it shouldn’t smell like, said Keller, who was asked in January 2011 to overhaul the kitchen and menus of one of the largest meal-providers in the county, The Council on Aging’s Meals on Wheels.  The massive institutional food preparation and delivery system provides nearly 1,000 meals a day to senior citizens throughout the county.

Keller’s challenge: Making the practical, nutritional food of Meals on Wheels more, well, palatable. With a local focus on fresh, local foods and an evolving demographic of Baby Boomer seniors joining the donation-based food delivery program, the organization wanted its meals to be more than just sustenance. That meant cost-efficient, but good quality food with more eye appeal.

In other words, food that looked and smelled like it came from a restaurant kitchen rather than an industrial one.

“Institutional food doesn’t have to taste bad,” Keller said.  Walking into the massive food prep and storage hangar that also serves as the county’s central emergency kitchen, the first thing he noticed when he came to the kitchen in January was vats of boiled meat.

“They had this huge skillet, and they just used to overcook everything in boiling water,” he said with a sigh. “And the recipes were old. There were no spices. That isn’t how we do it in a restaurant,” said Keller.  Working with the staff dietitians, the French-trained chef incorporated braising, sauteing and low-sodium spices like ginger and mustard to add flavor to the meals.

Derby Days is Meals on Wheels’ biggest fundraiser of the year, held this year on May 7, 2011 at Sonoma-Cutrer Winery. The gala event features a four-course gourmet luncheon prepared by French Garden Executive Chef Patrick Quillec, Doug Richey of Santi, Dustin Valette of Dry Creek Kitchen, Josh Ash & Co pastry chef Casey Stone and Chef Josef Keller. A live auction is hosted by KZST’s Brent Farris. For more details, councilonaging.org.

“I told them, ‘As long as you use my name, you have to cook the way I want,’” said Keller.

On the menu now are dishes like chicken curry with basmati rice with pineapple; chicken Marsala with whole wheat pasta, Beef Stroganoff with summer squash, pork loin with mustard sauce and seasoned barley or fish with lime and cilantro.  There are also traditional favorites like tuna casserole and turkey meatloaf as well as vegetarian meals. The kitchen also prepares specialized meals for dialysis patients for $5 per meal.

With the improved menu, Keller hopes to expand the program’s reach even further by offering a food delivery service to paying customers – affordable comfort food for caregivers, those just out of the hospital, ill spouses or individuals who otherwise don’t qualify for the Meals on Wheels program.

With a fixed $2.60 food cost per meal, it’s no small challenge to use as much locally sourced and fresh produce as possible; keep meals nutritional and flavorful and on budget (meals cost about $7 to produce) but after years of restaurant experience, Keller seems to have a unique ability to do both.

Keller’s work at the Meals on Wheels kitchen, however, has a short shelf life. Once staff is retrained and menus reworked, he’ll move on to more local projects. “I plan to go to schools and hospitals next,” he said of his passion for transforming industrial cuisine.

“There is just such a need to re-educate people working in the institutional food model,” said the chef.

Keller plans to stay on as permanent spokesman and menu consultant for the Council on Aging. “How could I not? I’m getting love letters for the food now. Really, love letters!” he said.

Shave Your Asparagus

Fresh AsparagusMy kids won’t eat asparagus. I’ve tried everything: slathered in butter; gently steamed; roasted (my favorite), with lots of olive oil and salt; and even, per this week’s post, served simply raw, and dressed so lightly as to be nearly naked. I think it was terrific although, in the final tally, it turned out to be about as productive as a hard 16 in Vegas, the stuff still won’t pass their lips except perforce…

The munchkins claim that it’s because of the well-advertised, if not terribly well-understood, Wee Wee Effect, and that a single bite will permanently dye them an unpleasant shade of green or something, but I’m skeptical; I just think they don’t like to eat green stuff, and the data is on my side.

Be that as it may, asparagus season is rocking right now, and I’m not about to stop cooking the stuff at its seasonal peak – the California crop crests in March, April, and into May – just because the peanut gallery doesn’t care for smelly pee. And that’s a good thing, because asparagus makes for seriously tasty and healthful munchies – the funny-looking little trees come loaded with antioxidants, vitamin K, and folates – and  Americans don’t eat nearly enough of it: per capita annual consumption in the US has leveled off at a rather flaccid 1.5lbs. You may counter that at least we’re weaning ourselves off the noxious canned stuff, and you’d be right, but to put it in context, that 1.5 lbs is what just one of those little bushels you see at the market probably weighs, and works out to a paltry 0.3% of the typical American’s total annual diet of vegetables. Suffice it to say, I’m doing my part to get the numbers up.

I like to taste an ingredient in its most stripped-down form before mauling it over the heat anyway, so in an inexplicable fit of optimism, I wondered if the kids, having rejected all cooked forms of the vegetable, would get on-board with me and consume it raw. I was wrong, but I still like to think of this dish as a gateway drug for the uninitiated: uncooked, nearly unadorned, and shaved like a proper example of personal grooming, it tastes precisely like what it is. The out-of-season tomatoes I get at Whole Foods are tragically if predictably substandard right now, but fine salt and a hint of lemon from the exceptional Da Vero olive oil do wonders for asparagus’s distinctly sulfurous note, and shaving it eliminates the unpleasantly woody texture that raw or undercooked asparagus usually has. That, and it took about 90 seconds to prep.

Shaved Asparagus with Da Vero Meyer Lemon Olive Oil & Sel Gris

Ingredients:

One bunch of fresh California asparagus, preferably organic (try to find a bunch of relatively small and uniform diameter, and with tight, coherent tips); a handful of grape tomatoes; Da Vero Meyer lemon olive oil (any good olive oil will do, but you may then want for a squeeze of lemon); and Sel Gris (or your favorite finishing salt).

Method:

1) Wash the asparagus and cut off and reserve the tips; cut off and discard the dried, wooden ends. Wash the tomatoes.

2) Blanch the asparagus tips for 2-3 minutes (optional, but they’re much better this way, and add a nice variation in flavor and texture to the salad).

3) Set the stalks on a cutting board, hold down the thin end, and use a vegetable peeler to shave them into long, thin strips (I discard the first and last strips, as they are virtually all exterior skin and can be unpleasant to eat raw).

4) Toss the shaved strips and tomatoes in bowl with the olive oil and plenty of the salt (maybe a squeeze of fresh lemon juice, depending). Garnish with tips, if using. You’re done.

 

Tequila + Mezcal Sonoma Style

Tequila Flight at La Rosa in Santa Rosa
Tequila Flight at La Rosa in Santa Rosa
Tequila Flight at La Rosa in Santa Rosa
Tequila Flight at La Rosa in Santa Rosa

Just about everyone has a tequila story, and it usually doesn’t end well. I still have a dent in my forehead that was a direct result of face-planting on a wood deck after 14 shots. Synonymous with spring break, beaches, youthful indiscretions, and the Jersey Shore crew doing doing body shots, it’s gotten a bit of a bad rap.

But as Cinco de Mayo approaches, it’s worth taking a second look at this complex and oft-maligned nectar of the agave plant, along with its cousins Mezcal and Sotol.  Not just for blending in margaritas anymore, well-crafted tequilas can be smooth enough for sipping and sampling straight up with some adult restraint.

Tequila 101
Tequila is a Mexican spirit that, like French champagne, can only be called tequila if it comes from a particular region — usually the state of Jalisco in central Mexico. Within that area are highlands and lowlands where the Blue Weber agave plant grows (the only type used for tequila), each  imparting a unique flavor. Though the spiny shrub looks like a cactus, it is actually a yucca and takes up to 15 years to mature. The plants are harvested, then baked and finally distilled into tequila.

Do you know your blanco from your anejo? Like many spirits, tequila comes in a variety of styles, from unaged blanco (usually called labeled as “silver”) to reposado (rested), anejo (aged) and extra anejo (long-aged).

Experts describe the blanco as the most piquant of the group, the purest expression of the agave plant which goes into steel tanks and never sees oak. Most aged tequilas are put into oak barrels previously used for bourbon for one to five years. The barrels impart oaky, vanilla flavors as well as color.  Anejo is typically aged between six months and a year, giving it a light caramel color and slightly smoother flavor. Aged tequilas can be much darker in color, and get a creamier, oaken quality from the amount of contact they have with the wood.

Not sure where to start? Jose Cuervo is the grocery store brand most of us blend into our margaritas, but aficionados steer toward either smaller production brands, or lesser known brands that offer more value.

A few tequila brands to try:
Values: Oro Azul, Carralejo, Milagro
Mid Range: Partida, 7 Leguas
High End: DelLeon, Don Julio 1942 

Mezcal
A smokier cousin to tequila, mezcal typically comes from the Oaxaca region of Mexico. And yes, its the spirit with the worm in it. In fact, it’s not actually a worm, but the larvae of a moth that likes to feed on agave, it’s sometimes put into a bottle to suggest that alcohol content is high enough to preserve the larvae. Historically it was thought to have magical healing properties.

Unlike tequila, for mezcal, the agave plant is roasted in the ground before distillation, giving the resulting spirit a smoky, earthy quality. Often made in small, artisanal batches (and rarely making it out of the Mexican market), mezcal is finally getting its due as higher quality varieties emerge on the American market.

Sotol
Almost unknown in the US, Sotol is a related spirit commonly from Chihuahua made from a wild agave plant known as Dasylirion or Desert Spoon. Cooked and distilled similarly to mezcal, the flavor tends to be smoother than tequila.

Where to get it locally
La Rosa Tequileria & Grill: The recently-opened cantina in downtown Santa Rosa has about 160 different tequilas. Co-owner Darren Chapple credits growing up in San Diego (just over the border from Tijuana) and his longtime employment in Mexican restaurants with his passion for tequila. “It’s just a growing trend, and is definitely my drinking choice,” he said. He and his staff hand-pick each of the tequilas carried at the restaurant, with a number of rarer, high-end tequilas along with a wide variety of more affordable tequilas. His take on blended margaritas? “We do them, but they’re better on the rocks,” And on salt and lime with a shot?. “It just covers up the flavor,” he said.

Try one of four specialty flights that range between $13 and $27, taking sippers through various regions and agings, along with a high-end tasting of “big dog” tequilas Clase Azula Plata, DeLeon Reposado and Don Julio 1942. The Smokey, a margarita made with both tequila and mezcal ($9) is a favorite as well.

Mezcal Tasting at Traverso’s: On May 5, Traverso’s will host a Mezcal tasting with Del Maguey owner Ron Cooper. One of the most popular brands of Mezcal, Del Maguey bottles small production spirits in remote villages. Each of the bottles bears the name of the village where it is produced. The event takes place from 7-9pm at the Hyatt Vineyard Creek Hotel, reservations are required. Info, (707) 542-2530 or info@traversos.com.

Benesin Mezcal: Santa Rosan Efrain Nolasco, a native of Oaxaca, imports small batch mezcal, which is certified organic. You can find it at liquor retailers in Sonoma County.

Tres Hombres Longbar and Grill: With more than 100 different tequilas, this Petaluma restaurant features a specialized club for serious tequila drinkers and several tequila dinners each year. Members of the club reach various levels by sampling different tequilas, and getting special incentives. 151 Petaluma Blvd. S., Suite 129, Petaluma, 773-4500.

Maya Restaurant: In the heart of downtown Sonoma, this Mexican restaurant offers a temple of tequila with more than 100 specialty tequilas, from the pricy Don Julio to more affordable Patron and Cabo Wabo. 101 E Napa St., Sonoma, 935-3500.

Have a favorite tequila or a local spot (uh, no, not your backyard) you like to sip? Tell us.

The Heirloom Bean Project: Refried

Last week was one of those between-shopping weeks. You know, those annoying periods of Home Ec during which the shelves remain stocked, with at least 50% of whatever it is that you bought last week, but you still can’t figure out dinner? To compound matters, I flatly refuse to buy food right before a holiday, and Spring Break was imminent: a road trip to Santa Cruz, and then to the ballpark. (On a related tangent, and gender politics notwithstanding, the hard reality is that you’re unlikely to see many Giants games when you live 75 miles from the park, in a house chock-a-block with little women, and I’m outnumbered 6 to 1, counting the cats. My point being, keeping my girls happy on the eve of our trip seemed important.)

Scouring the cupboard yielded some 97 boxes of dried pasta, a still-virgin bag of brown rice that my wife optimistically adopted back in the mid-90s, a random assortment of canned goods (tomato paste, tuna, and – inexplicably – haggis), and a handful of options from last month’s Birthday Bean Sampler from Rancho Gordo. I knew I had some leftover tortillas, jalapenos, and cotija cheese in the fridge from an ongoing flirtation with chilaquiles, and I almost always have a few eggs from one of my favorite local chicken ranchers lying about, so I grabbed a bag of dried beans and set out to play a simple riff on huevos rancheros; as the entire country of Mexico has known for generations, eggs, corn, cheese and beans can be combined into complete proteins in almost limitless ways, and breakfast-for-dinner has a storied tradition in our home…

I continue to be astounded by the qualitative difference and depth of flavor that I get out of ancient strains of the deceptively humble legume: cooked simply in water, with plenty of time and a little salt, these under-appreciated if flatulent treats will utterly beguile your perception of what beans are all about. Add a splash of livid chili-pepper green, grate some tangy snow-white cheese, and top it all off with a crazy-fresh egg with a yolk the color of marigolds, and you’ve either got a cheap, healthy, crowd-pleasing family meal, a hangover cure extraordinaire, or – at least in our house – both, for the price of one.

Local Huevos with Refried Heirloom Beans and Jalapeno Oil (4-6 servings)

Ingredients: 1 pack of Corn Tortillas from your favorite local mercado or, failing that, good old Safeway, 1 per plate; 0.5lb of Dried Heirloom Beans (Rio Zapes or Pintos would be classic, but I made this batch with Good Mother Stallards, and we all loved the color and texture); fresh Eggs, 1 per plate; 1C finely grated Cotija Cheese; 1-2 fresh Jalapeno Peppers, seeded and finely chopped; Olive Oil, as needed; 1T minced White Onion; and Salt and Pepper, to taste.

Method:

  1. Soak and cook the beans according to their instructions; drain, reserving 1C of the pot liquor. (This can be done indefinitely far in advance.) Cook the onion in 2T of olive oil (or rendered lard, if you’re a purist; or butter, if you’re French) until soft, add the beans and some pot liquor, and mash and stir until very smooth, adding the liquor as needed to achieve the desired consistency (in addition to a good bean, some patience and a little arm muscle seem to be the key to a proper refried). This will take 15-30 minutes. Adjust seasoning and keep warm.
  2. While the beans are cooking, or in between mashings, puree the jalapeno with enough olive oil in a blender or food processor to turn it into a smooth sauce, seasoning with salt and pepper to taste; I would typically run it through a strainer and just use the infused oil, but that’s totally optional.
  3. When everything else is ready (or in parallel, if you don’t mind moving a bunch of pans at once), gently fry the eggs (they will look much better sunny-side up).
  4. Quickly warm the tortillas, top with the beans, then the cheese, and finally the egg. Garnish the egg with good salt and dress the plate with the jalapeno oil.

Wine Tasting on the Menu for Wednesday Market

A new poster design for the Wednesday Night Market in Santa Rosa

A 2500-square foot Wine Tasting Garden will debut May 11 at Santa Rosa’s seasonal Wednesday Night Market. Mixing of food, music, art and farmers, the popular downtown market runs from May through August and attracts nearly 100,000 people each year.

Plans include a 2500-square-foot enclosed area on E St. between Fourth and Fifth Street will offer tastings from six selected wineries each week. A $10 punch-ticket buys six one-third glass pours and wineries will sample between five and six wines each. Over-21 tasters are invited to relax at umbrella-covered tables within the new Wine Garden.

“This is about discovery and the tasting experience,” said board member Chris Denny of Santa Rosa creative agency, The Engine Is Red.

Of those already signed on to participate, Denny said that many are small or boutique wineries from Sonoma County, which will offer tasters a chance to sample wines they may not tried. Among them, Hook and Ladder, Peterson, St Rose , Simple Math Cellars, Martin Ray and D’Argenzio.

The tastings will not, however, be limited to Sonoma County wineries though they are given preference, according to Denny. Market organizers are still actively seeking applications and hope to have about 75 different wineries represented throughout the summer.

Aware of concerns about security and making the event remain friendly to families, organizers mapped out the project with the help of California Alcoholic Beverage Control, the city of Santa Rosa and local police. Wineries and tasters will be given clear guidelines for the tasting area, including a maximum of six one-third glass tastings for each person, not taking alcohol or glassware out of the secured area and security/age verification.

The addition of the wine garden is part of a number of changes and updates to the market since the addition of new market manager Janet Ciel and several new board members.

Want to be a part of the tasting? Winery applications for additional wineries. Interested parties can also contact market@sonic.net for more information.

Bacon + Buttermilk Belgian Waffles Recipe

Belgian Bacon Buttermilk Waffles
Belgian Bacon Buttermilk Waffles
Belgian Bacon Buttermilk Waffles
Belgian Bacon Buttermilk Waffles

Zazu Restaurant + Farm’s Cochon 555-winning Bacon in the Batter Waffles inspired my home version of this handy all-in-one waffle. With eggs, butter and bacon mixed in, all you need is a little drip of pure maple syrup or a drizzle of brown butter on these babies and you’ll be singing the praises of the breakfast gods.

Now, some folks may suggest whole strips of bacon rather than the crumbles, but I say, Nay! I love getting little bits of crispy bacon in each bite rather than playing tug-of-war with a rubbery strip of pork that inevitably evades my knife. That or having a bacon tongue wagging at my chin with one poorly-timed bite.

Pro Tools: The secret to fluffy Belgian Waffles involves whipping your egg whites and using the right amount of leavening (powder/soda). If you’re confused about the difference between baking powder and baking soda check out this article on Serious Eats.

Inspiration: Admittedly, I’ve always thought that Martha Stewart gets it so right when it comes to pancakes and waffles. Her high ratio of butter and use of brown sugar along with the egg white trick makes them my go to. I’ve adapted her buttermilk waffle recipe (which is pretty similar to a number of others online) with some additions of my own. I tried a number of other versions, but they just didn’t have the same richness.

Bacon + Buttermilk Belgian Waffles

adapted from Martha Stewart Living

2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup light brown sugar, packed
1 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
3 eggs, separated
6 tablespoons butter
2 cups buttermilk
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
8 strips bacon, crumbled

Method
Set up your waffle iron and medium high. Don’t forget a spritz of oil. Melt butter, set aside. Separate eggs, set aside.

Sift together dry ingredients (flour, salt, brown sugar, soda, baking powder, cinnamon) in a large bowl. In a smaller bowl, whisk together egg yolks, buttermilk, melted butter, vanilla. Pour wet mixture into dry and combine. Incorporate crumbled bacon to mixture.

In another bowl, beat egg whites until stiff, but don’t over beat. Fold gently into the batter.

Spoon about 1/3 cup (or more, depending on the size of your iron) and cook for 3-5 minutes or until crisp and browned on top. Keep in a warmed oven until ready to serve.

Roast Asparagus with Blender Hollandaise Recipe

I am not an asparagus fan, but this version not only changed my mind — but had my children hand-slapping each other over the last piece. You know it’s a good bit of asparagus when a 13-year old carb-freak says, “Mom, didn’t you make any more?” while stealing the last tips of his sister’s plate.

Easy as pie, there are two keys to this…a hot oven and really good, fresh asparagus. I bought mine at Whole Foods, but at springtime, you should definitely try to find some at the farm market.

Since Hollandaise can be a bit of a scare for anyone who hasn’t spent years over a double boiler, this blender version is almost as good as the real thing. And it won’t separate on you in a heartbreaking moment of fickleness.

Roast Asparagus with Blender Hollandaise

1-2 bunches fresh asparagus (about a pound)
1-2 Tbs Olive oil (Meyer lemon infused is ideal, but not a requirement)
Pinch of Salt

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Wash asparagus and break off woody ends. Lay on a rimmed baking sheet and sprinkle with olive oil and salt. Bake for about 10 minutes, then turn. Continue baking until asparagus has become soft and looks “toasted”; turn at least once more to make sure all sides are roasted. Depending on the thickness of your asparagus and how roasted your like your veggies, cooking times will vary. I tend to like mine really well done.

Blender Hollandaise

8 T butter (1 stick)
3 fresh egg yolks
2 T lemon juice
1/8 tsp cayenne
1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce

Melt butter in a saucepan. Meanwhile, place separated eggs into a blender and begin blending on low until they begin to thicken. Keeping the blender turned on, pour the butter in a thin stream into the blender. Don’t just dump it all in, or the process won’t work. Add the lemon juice and cayenne, along with the Worcestershire sauce while blender is still going. Once it’s thickened, give it a taste. If the sauce is too thick, add a little more lemon juice or warm water. Use within an hour or so.

Keep in mind that the eggs won’t get cooked, so if that’s a concern, use pasteurized eggs. The butter and eggs are pretty key here, so use the best quality you can find. Some people like to use European style sweet butter, but sometimes I find it a bit cloying.

The 50 Coolest Restaurants In The World?

To much fanfare and global foodie hullabaloo, Restaurant Magazine just released its list of the Top 50 Restaurants in the World. The stakes are high, very high; even a slot in the lower tiers can transform an establishment’s fortunes, quite literally overnight,  as I read last week in the Times: “Business after the awards was, like, stupid,” said Mr. Bosi, of London’s Hibiscus; the day prior to last year’s announcement, you could have secured a table for dinner the same evening at overall winner Noma – the day after, you’d have been in line behind 100,000 other hungry souls…

You might wonder, as I do, about the extent to which the whole exercise is just plain silly: I mean, really, how does one define absolutes for restaurants? At any cost, or for the money? How much do service, decor, ambience, and originality count? How do I separate the restaurant itself from the intangibles of a particular meal, say wherever it is that my wife agreed to marry me? All of which is to say nothing of the controversy over the process itself: Some of the eligible chefs also work as judges; some national governments woo jurors with all-expenses paid visits; and the jurors don’t even have to have eaten at a restaurant to vote for it.

To be clear, I have quite a lot of time for restaurant critics, and I believe they get it right far more than they get it wrong, but I am deeply skeptical about The World’s 50 Best, mainly because the results, as one juror interviewed by the Times readily admits, read like they’re more about what is perceived as cool and hip than they are about dining. I could add my voice to the inevitable tsunami of critics yammering on about this place or that – I’ve eaten at more than half a dozen of them, and I have some pretty strong views about their rightful ranking, or lack thereof – but, really, who cares what I think? And that’s kind of my point: the very nature of the undertaking strikes me as fanciful at best, and grossly misleading at worst, as you can see if you try to make any sort of rational sense of some of the results:

  • The French Laundry may or may not deserve its lowly 2011 ranking of 56, but can it really have gotten that much worse since 2008, when it was No. 5? Or does it make any sense to simultaneously rate its culinary clone in NYC, Per Se, No. 10?
  • Argue with Michelin all you want, but is it reasonable to suggest that Le Chateaubriand, a hyper-trendy bistro in Paris that came in at No. 9 and has precisely zero Michelin stars, is significantly better than every single one of the 24 (at my last count) 3-star restaurants in all of France?
  • Or that there can be any meaningful information, statistically speaking, in slots 30 through 80, when their difference can be accounted for by a single vote? (For context, the Top 10 get votes in the hundreds, so we’re talking about a single human, or a fraction of a percent of the total, playing a determining role.)

I mean no disrespect to the chefs on the list, and I’m sure that every single one of them is at the absolute pinnacle of his or her game; Noma, the winner for the 2nd year in a row, and most of the other Top 10, are by all accounts absolutely ethereal dining experiences. But I’ve studied statistics and data for my entire professional life, and the more I stare, read, and think about the results, the more it all smacks of a popularity contest.

What do you think?

420 Day: What are your fave munchies?

If you’re wondering why most of the town is in a haze of skunk-scented purple fog today, the answer is 420. As in the national Pot Smokers’ Holiday. Which is, of course, celebrated on April 20.

Whether you’re a friend of the kind herb or just a bystander, there’s no getting around the fact that NorCal tends to take its ganja pretty seriously. One of the largest cash crops in the state, it’s not a stretch to say that pot is literally all around us. In backyards, back pockets and an ever-growing number of clinics, toking up in the Redwood Empire is about as shocking as buying a Subaru Outback or a new pair of Keens. In fact, it’s become so much a part of the local culture that the Press Democrat just launched a blog dedicated to local news of the pufferati.

So whether you’re post-spliff or just embracing your inner stoner on a natural high, BiteClub wants to know what your favorite midnight munchies are… Here are some favorites from my Facebook buds. Add yours in the comments below, and feel free to give yourself a special stoner name for today.

Jerry Gimme Some Berry: I’m content with gummy bears! For the Irie crowd, I’m going to be putting together fruit tarts with mangos, kiwis, and strawberries (y’know, the whole yellow green red thang). I’ve slipped these into the case for the last five years without the bosses knowing what I’m up to! Teeheehee….

SmokingMyScooter: Most likely popscicles.

Reppresent: Honey cashews and strawberry milanos and chocolate…

KushMama: Mother’s pink and white frosted animal cookies scoopin’ up chocolate brownie ice cream

Clarevoyance: says onion dip and chips….da best!
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Buggin: POPCORN… from the kettle w/butter & salt. But what makes this even better… you have to have a drink – orange juice!

Julia Julia: Popcorn. There is always the Ritz cracker/cream cheese/jam route

Comatoasted: A bag of cheetos puffs, a tub of cream cheese frosting and some gummy bears.

So why does BiteClub care? Medical or recreational, there’s also no getting around the fact that marijuana has a culinary component. While there’s long been a puff-puff-pass subculture in the food industry, here in Santa Rosa, one local chef is putting his food science skills to work making shelf-stable marijuana candies for dispensaries as well as hosting pot-themed dinners where Mary Jane is the host. It’s a side gig, of course, but with so many amateurs getting into the increasingly lucrative THC snack business, its a step up to have a kitchen vet who understands food science and how to extract and measure THC dosage, not to mention being well versed in issues of food sanitation.

On this day of midnight runs for Cheetos and brownie mix, BiteClub asked him for his favorite pot-laced dishes. The answer: Mashed potatoes, butter-basted chicken and risotto. There is the classic Rasta Pasta as well. Classy. There’s also new crop of cookbooks and websites devoted to using marijuana as an additive in both savory and sweet desserts that go far beyond the brownie.

For dedicated Kush potatoes, all the hubbub around 4/20 seems a bit amateur-hour. Because really, when has any smoker needed an excuse to toke up? Regardless, on this hashy holiday, whether you partake or keep on the straight and narrow, just know that wishes of a Merry 420 are an invitation to smoke ’em if you got ’em. Or you know…not.

(Do I really need to state the obvious? Marijuana isn’t for everyone and is a polarizing debate with two sides. Marijuana possession remains illegal except for approved medical use and duh, is definitely not for kids.)

A new tune for Rita’s?

Rita's in 2007
Rita's in 2007

Rita’s New China Restaurant & Lounge, Santa Rosa’s wildly popular karaoke bar, may soon become a…sports bar? Currently in escrow, owner Nancy Chiu confirms that the restaurant is for sale and that new owners could take over the restaurant and lounge as early as June.

Though the final deal is yet to be inked, the city’s legions of boozy crooners can take comfort in knowing that the lucrative karaoke portion of the business is likely to remain.

“They’re telling me they’re not going to mess with it,” said Chiu. She added that the potential owners do plan on changing up the menu to more American-style pub grub, but may keep a few Chinese food items at the Calistoga Road nightclub. She confirmed rumors that a possible sports bar theme may be in the works.

Currently, Rita’s hosts karaoke four nights per week — with acts ranging from serious singers to — let’s just say many of us have had regrettable moments on the Rita’s stage. With waits for the karaoke stage stretching for hours on weekends, it’s long been a popular east side bar and hangout attracting a broad swath of night owls.

Chiu plans to leave the restaurant game for a while if the sale finalizes and possibly open a smaller scale restaurant in the future. But until the fat lady lip-synchs one final round of “It’s Raining Men” while spinning around the stripper pole, Rita’s is destined to remain the Rita’s we’ve all come to love.

Rita’s New China Restaurant & Lounge: 138 Calistoga Rd., Santa Rosa, 537-0308