Posh burgers can be a bit like a beautiful woman — each delightful in their own way, but with certain charms only appreciated by the beholder. Thin or thick around the middle; dressed impeccably or bare; with pickles or without.
I’m adding two more to the list of fancy-pants patties: K&L Bistro’s Meyer Ranch burger and Stark Steakhouse’s Kobe beef burger (above).
Stark’s Steakhouse
It’s pretty hard to go wrong when steak is your bread and butter. The
lunchtime-only Kobe beef burger is ground fresh daily and will run you
$13 right off the bat. Kobe, in case you’ve been sleeping since the
late 1990s, is a specially raised breed of cattle (Wagyu) known for its
tenderness. I can’t tell you if this American version is actually
massaged daily and fed beer (doubtful) like its Japanese cousins, but
it definitely has a rich, meaty flavor that will make you swear off
70/30 forever.
Stark’s “Burgers Your Way” is a field day for the adventurous eater. On
top of the beef (though some would call it sacrilege, I won’t) you can
add an array of toppers from smoked cheddar ($1), bacon ($1.50) and
caramelized onions ($1) to sauteed foie gras ($12), a truffled fried
egg ($1.50, so French!), exotic mushrooms ($2) or black truffle aoili
($1). If you’re feeling unsure of your combo, just try your burger
their way: with smoked bacon, salsa verde and Cambezola; truffled
aoili, fontina and caramelized onions or a lamb burger with Moroccan
BBQ sauce, feta and cucumber raita.
Fries come with the burgers, in addition to a toasted potato bun and
homemade pickles (a necessity!). Extra credit: I like Chef Mark’s yam
fries dusted with chili powder better than the plain old skinny fries.
Building your own burger is an eater’s dream. A definitely 2-napkin
experience. Minus: All those add-ons can get spendy and at a certain
point just detract from the burger itself. So use restraint. Stark’s Steakhouse, 521 Adams, Santa Rosa, 546-5100.
K&L Bistro
It’s been far too long since BiteClub hunkered down at this Sebastopol
institution, but the charming vibe and neighborhood clientele never
fail to delight. Though it feels like a bit of a cop-out to order a
burger when PEI mussels and french onion soup are on the menu, I’ve
heard from many that their burger is the tops.
It’s a serious patty (about 10oz.) delivered with few frills. A nice,
toasty sesame bun, lettuce, tomato, onion and cornichons. Your choice
of seeded mustard or plain. Grueyere or blue cheese is $1 extra, and
after four days of gooey, cheesy burgers the fact that the waiter
forgot to add it was actually a bit of a relief. Probably the least
messy burger of the bunch, but also pricey at $13.50 ($14.50 with
cheese). What really seals the deal, however, are the “Awesome” fries
that are the crunchiest, crispiest I’ve had lately.
Leave a little room for dessert if you can. Specials change up
regularly, but a fall black fig tarte tatin was worth every calorie
I’ll be trying to burn off over the next six months. K&L Bistro, 119 S. Main, Sebastopol, 707.823.6614.
Haute hamburgers: A little bit PBR, a little bit Grey Goose
Luxe hamburgers are my official food of The Economic Downturn. Straddling the increasingly disparate worlds of white tablecloths versus paper plates, they’re comfort food with class. A little bit PBR, a little bit Grey Goose.
Gobbling upscale hamburgers made with pedigreed beef, drizzled with aoili, tarted up with house made pickles and truffled fries feels like a ridiculous indulgence at a bargain-basement price. Consider them your entree into some of the area’s best restaurants on a lunchtime budget.
Not that a good burger won’t run you upwards of $10-$15 — an eye-popping amount for the Mickey D’s set. A cost-per-bite steal for Michelin-rated restaurants.
What’s worth the price? BiteClub navigates the grills to get the lowdown in a continuing investigation. Keep in mind that many of these burgers are only available during lunch.
Mike’s at the Crossroads KRUSH burger
It’s hardly haute, sitting on ripped vinyl and sipping out of a “Stolen from Mike’s” tumbler, but the KRUSH burger
brings a touch of class — and Zinfandel glaze — to this
hole-in-the-wall joint. Extra credit: Fries on Friday, really flavorful
meat, sauteed mushrooms, onions and garlic. Minus: Buns can’t withstand
all the deliciousness. You’ll do better to lose the top bun and eat it
with a fork. $9.25
Mike’s at the Crossroads: 7665 Old Redwood Hwy., Cotati, (707) 665-9999
Harvest Fair winners 2008
Handcar Regatta
Viva Cocolat

Viva Cocolat: Open Friday and Saturday from 11am to 10pm; Sun-Tues/Thurs from 11am to 6pm. Closed Wednesday. 110 Petaluma Blvd N., Petaluma, 778-9888.
Eater events this weekend

Lots of eating to be done this weekend and BiteClub’s on the case.
Taste of Petaluma
If you don’t get down to P-town nearly as often as you should, call this a perfect opportunity to see what you’re missing in the dining department. If you’re a local, consider this a convenient smorgasbord of hometown faves. Either way, this weekend’s Taste of Petaluma has more than 30 opportunities to nosh and nibble your way around town.
Here’s the 411: Things kick off on Saturday, Sept. 27 at 11:30am and run until 4:30pm. For $40 ($35 in advance) eaters get 10 tickets (along with some other goodies) to sample small dishes, local wines, beer or other beverages. One ticket, one taste. A handy map directs you to the grub, along with what’s on the menu. 
Well worth a ticket to try:
– Zoe’s Meats (killer charcuterie) at Aurora Colors Gallery
– Kashaya’s wood fired pizza next to Vino Grigio
– Pazzo’s goat cheese tart
– Kay Baumhefner’s tomato and bread soup at I Leoni
– The old school is new school Chicken Cordon Bleu (a favorite last year) from De Schmire at Sienna
– Out to Lunch Catering at Jungle vibes
Dessert
– Divine Delights petits fours and Korbel champagne at Haus Fortuna
– Gelato at Powell’s Sweet Shoppe
– Viva Cocolat’s house made milk toffee truffles with Valley of the Moon port
Check out the website for a full menu of all the deliciousness and tickets. And as you’re stuffing yourself silly just remember that it’s for a good cause — that being the Cinnabar Theater in Petaluma.
Farm Trails
I’ve become a serious CSA junkie. As in my Friday delivery from Canvas Ranch is cause for a weekend of eating and cooking celebration: Roasted kale! Carrot soup! Zucchini bread! Homemade tomato sauce! I’ve never been so giddy with joy at getting a hefty bag of fruits and veggies (and bread and cheese and flowers) in my life.
Whether or not you’re among the CSA converted or just farm-curious, this weekend’s Farm Trails is a choice opportunity to visit local producers of fruits, veggies, cheese and meat who aren’t often open to the public as well as a handful of restaurants. Gush about organic greens, play with the goats or just wander about. 
Some of my top picks;
– Angelo’s Meats/Bud’s Custom Meats: For the inner carnivore in all of us
– Canvas Ranch: Walking tour, pick strawberries, CSA gushing
– Crane Melon Barn: The famous melons
– Gabriel Farms: Pear and apple tasting & a Ska Klezmer band from 3-5pm on Sunday
– Healdsburg Walking Tours: HIdden Culinary Treasures
– Spring Hill Jersey, Peter’s Pumpkin Patch: Pumpkin ice cream, cheese and a petting zoo
– Tierra Vegetables: Because I never get there often enough
Get maps and details on classes, workshop and visits from the Farm Trails website.
Bonus: Handcar Regatta

Erasmus P. Kitty presents the Great West End and Railroad Square Handcar Regatta and Exposition of Mechanical and Artistic Wonders. Oh my goodness the fun you’ll have (for free!) including music performances by the Lemon Lime Lights and the Hubbub Club marching band, Uni and her Ukelele as well as Mister December, Dr. Solar and plenty of sideshow curiosities. The vibe is 1860’s medicine show meets groovy crafters, tinkerers and creative types. Get your imagination (and perhaps a costume) on from 11am to 6pm on Sunday in Railroad Square. Stark’s Steakhouse will be serving up grub and the Roshambus is scheduled to be pouring. And wherever the Roshambus is…that’s where the party is. Did we mention it’s free?
Starlight Cafe & Wine Bar

There’s an undeniable charm to eating in a railway car.
Chummy quarters, dim lighting and feeling transported to a slower, more
romantic time when travel didn’t include pat-downs and families in
sweat pants.
Captivated by romantic visions of the past (if not
the long-term practicality of having a an entire restaurant, bar and
kitchen in a space not much larger than a tour bus) SoCal transplants
Ted and Heather Van Doorn have been fronting Sebastopol’s funky Starlight Cafe & Wine Bar for the better part of three years. The cafe is a former Southern Pacific lounge car parked permanently in Gravenstein Station.
And though he was never intended to be their permanent chef, New
Orleans’ Thaddeus Palmese has taken over the helm (literally),
transforming it into a functional kitchen.
The restaurant has flown mostly under the radar despite an enthusiastic local fan-base. With
hard times hitting many eateries around the North Bay, It didn’t escape
BiteClub’s attention that the trio have recently been plugging the
space, garnering a Best Of nod from the Bohemian and KGO radio time.
Honestly, you can’t help but want to cheer for this hard-working,
hipster crew who’ve had their share of uphill battles since opening.
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Starlight Cafe & Wine Bar

There’s an undeniable charm to eating in a railway car. Chummy quarters, dim lighting and feeling transported to a slower, more romantic time when travel didn’t include pat-downs and families in sweat pants.
Captivated by romantic visions of the past (if not the long-term practicality of having a an entire restaurant, bar and kitchen in a space not much larger than a tour bus) SoCal transplants Ted and Heather Van Doorn have been fronting Sebastopol’s funky Starlight Cafe & Wine Bar for the better part of three years. The cafe is a former Southern Pacific lounge car parked permanently in Gravenstein Station. And though he was never intended to be their permanent chef, New Orleans’ Thaddeus Palmese has taken over the helm (literally), transforming it into a functional kitchen.
The restaurant has flown mostly under the radar despite an enthusiastic local fan-base. With hard times hitting many eateries around the North Bay, It didn’t escape BiteClub’s attention that the trio have recently been plugging the space, garnering a Best Of nod from the Bohemian and KSRO radio time. Honestly, you can’t help but want to cheer for this hard-working, hipster crew who’ve had their share of uphill battles since opening.
Now settled in, there’s a lot to like about the haute homey-ness of Palmese’s food, a clever but compact wine list, the Van Doorn’s constant presence and unforced cross-table discussion with pretty much anyone within fork-shot. Meaning that chances are good you might get a bite or a sip of your neighbor’s homemade pot pie, penne macaroni or BBQ shrimp if you play your cards right.
Much of the menu nods to Palmese’s New Orleans culinary roots, making it one of only a handful of southern-influenced restaurants in the region. (They keep disappearing.) Starlight also prides itself on adopting the Slow Food mantra, using local produce and meats when possible. Daily specials don’t disappoint — a luscious cut of pork belly on creamy (creamy!) polenta with peach jus and grilled fennel or seared scallops atop a bed of corn and bacon relish, topped with a nest of fried sweet potatoes. Presentation is spot-on and impressive for the small kitchen.

There are also misfires. The restaurant doesn’t have a liquor license, so cocktails (though tasty) are made with Soju (rice wine) rather than hard alcohol. The 40’s swing vibe just cries out for martinis and Manhattans. On a recent visit, Chef Thad veered into croc-infested waters when deconstructing a Caprese salad. The texture and flavor of olive oil ice cream — though a noble idea — just didn’t work, especially when sitting atop a tasteless tomato (no excuses this time of year). I truly wanted this dish to be summer on a plate, which it just couldn’t be with the inclusion of sharp Parmesan and pine nut flavors and crumbly ice cream. It’s a dish that could work beautifully with a few changes.
The price tag at Starlight can also get steep rather quickly, with the majority of dishes in the $15-20 range. Wine flights — a fun way to taste a variety of wines with dinner — range from $16 to $18 with three generous 3oz pours. Cocktails and desserts run about $7. Expect to hit triple digits if you indulge. To keep things reasonable for the less-indulgent among us, Starlight offers a three-course $25 prix fixe early-bird menu until 7pm on weekends. There’s also brunch on Sunday.
Dessert redeems dinner’s hiccups and sometimes painfully slow service: Banana’s foster, a banana creme brulee or a bourbon-soaked brownie slathered with caramel and a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream (much better than the olive oil). Again, here’s where making friends with nearby tablemates comes in handy, seeing what looks best and getting an honest thumbs-up or down before sharing a rousing round of multi-table singing wineglasses.
You’ll be hard-pressed to leave Starlight’s platform without at least a few goodbyes and well-wishes from your new pals. And the bon-temps go on until late on the weekends and raised tables and a four-person bar make for comfortable eating (or just sipping) if you’re on your own. All aboard.
Starlight Cafe & Wine Bar, open Tuesday through Thursday noon to 10pm; Friday noon to 11pm, Saturday 5:30pm to 11pm, Sunday brunch 10am to 2pm. Closed Monday. 6761 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol, 707.823.1943. Check out the website for upcoming winemaker dinners and other events at www.starlightwinebar.com.
Willow Wood Market & Boon Fly Cafe

Long before Anthony Bourdain ruined Sunday brunch
for, well, pretty much everyone, BiteClub had her suspicions. Frankly,
I think we all tend to be a bit too forgiving after a long, hard night
of drinking. We tend to overlook soggy toast and mushy eggs through the
fog of sleep still crusted in our eyes and the camaraderie of friends,
kids and dogs gathered ’round the brunch table. We get a little too
involved in sunny patio tables and crossword puzzles to pay much
attention to the canned orange juice and fishy salmon.
Which is why a good brunch — a well thought out, well-executed menu — is such a joy. It’s why people pack into already-overcrowded doorways and waste 45 minutes of perfectly good weekend waiting for a table.
It’s why BiteClub will pile the entire family into the car and drive 20
minutes to Graton (with McNibs whining the whole way) for the best
Benedict this side of my own double boiler.
Eat this now: Insalata Caprese

“Meh” is about the only word I can think of to describe my
feelings about eating out lately. When the bounty of summer threatens
to overwhelm my refrigerator it seems criminally wasteful to let so
much good food go to waste.
Well-meaning friends overwhelm my
cupboards with figs, zucchini and tomatoes. A former PD employee brings
overflowing baskets of organic veggies and flowers to the office each
week and despite sitting at my computer munching on cherry tomatoes all
day, my kitchen still runneth over!
Necessity being the
mother of convection, I roasted a big batch of tomatoes, garlic and
rosemary to make gads of bright sauce for the cold months ahead. But
for lunch, it has to be a daily dose of Insalata Caprese. It’s so ridiculously simple: fresh mozzarella, basil, tomatoes, balsamic vinegar and pepper.
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