Sunny Eggs, Crispy Polenta & Creamy Mushrooms

sunny-side up eggs, crispy polenta cake, creamy sauteed mushroomsThe culinary leaders of the free world – and on this the kitchens of both Republican and Democratic White Houses agree, so who am I to argue – particularly enjoy pairing their big, rich Chards with either corn or scallops. I know this because, as I explained in yesterday’s post, one of my favorite vintners of kick-ass Chard supplies the very same wine that I buy to the White House Ombudsman, and the official Big Cheese menus resultant are posted all over the tasting room walls.
Wild scallops are not hard to find, but while I adore scallops, my wife inexplicably doesn’t; she loves seafood, but not shell fish, which strikes me as particularly peculiar – it’s a little like saying that you love meat but not pork. Come to think, she won’t eat pork either, so maybe she inherited some deeply entrenched, hard-wired Jewish gene just can’t kick kosher? In any case, I wanted to make something really easy and kid-friendly, and I still had leftover polenta from a recent edition of “Just Three Ingredients”, so why press my luck? Just go with the corn, try to do it with only three ingredients again, and make sure to chill the Chard.
Our family shares a love of breakfast-for-dinner, and our friends at Wyeth Acres had just delivered some just-laid eggs, so all I had to do was manufacture an excuse for a vegetable – the earthy, meaty, sweet taste of sauteed mushrooms, softened with a little cream and seasoned, sounded just right, what with the damp weather, the rich wine, and my limited prep time… This turned out to be a really easy recipe as well as a good way to leverage leftovers; the only downside is the number of pans, but I think you could quite easily do the polenta first, then the mushrooms, hold them both, and then finish with the eggs, all in one pan.
Sunny Eggs with Crispy Polenta and a Creamy Mushroom Sauce
1. Get your pans hot. Then, rewind time and spread the leftover polenta from another night’s dinner onto a lightly oiled sheet tray and stick it in the fridge (yes, I actually did this the other night – it’s second nature now, I almost always double the polenta recipe specifically so I can do this; the possibilities are endless, the effort minimal, and I get a freebie meal for the kiddos.) Carefully turn the sheet of polenta onto a cutting board and cut in triangles (or squares, or use a cookie cutter for fun shapes – the kids will love it).
2. Cook the polenta, the very flat tray-side down, in a little butter or olive oil, over medium-low heat, until it forms a crunchy, golden-brown crust. This can take some time – better to cook over lower than higher heat.
3. While the polenta is cooking, wash and thinly slice a bunch of mushrooms. I used criminis (I like the vaguely truffle-like quality of criminis with the corn and eggs, but anything, or even a mix, would be great). Sautee with a little butter over medium heat until the ‘shrooms have lost most of their volume, their water is gone, and they start to color up. Season liberally with salt and pepper. If this wasn’t “Just Three” and I still didn’t need to use eggs, I’d say toss a teaspoon or so of fresh thyme leaves in with them – thyme and mushrooms do amazing things for one another; I’ll stick to the rules, but if you have thyme in your garden, use it.
4. While all this is going on – it sounds like a lot happening at the same time, but it is all really easy stuff – pour the eggs, two by two, into small nonstick pans along with a little butter and a few drops of water. Cover with foil and cook over very low heat.
5. When the polenta is done and the eggs are nearly so, deglaze the mushrooms with a few tablespoons of heavy cream (again, if I had another ingredient, I’d use a little white wine first, cook it off, and then add the cream). As soon as the cream bubbles and begins to thicken, plate and serve.

Tyler Florence’s Rotisserie & Wine | Napa

Duck Confit and Waffles at Rotisserie and Wine in Napa

CLOSED 2012

 
It’s no secret that Food Network celebrity and culinary prowess usually have an inverse relationship. Most of the true heavy-hitters were thrown overboard long ago, cast into the backwaters of basic cable or pushed into the early-morning lineup. They weren’t camera friendly, used complicated ingredients and made dishes that took more than 30 minutes. God forbid.
Tyler Florence has always been the exception. With his dude-ish affability, lack of shtick and uncomplicated affection for the kinds of people actually like to eat, he is a chef’s chef with proletariat cred. And his new Napa restaurant, Rotisserie and Wine, is very much a restaurant for the people.
It’s been a busy year for Florence. R&W is his second Bay Area to restaurant to open in 2010. San Francisco’s Wayfare Tavern opened in November and he plans to open El Paseo, with rocker Sammy Hagar later this year. He has also opened two kitchen stores (in Napa and Mill Valley).
With such a whirlwind schedule, it would be all to easy to phone in Rotisserie and Winea fast-casual concept restaurant focused on rotisserie meats and Southern-influenced sides. Instead, Florence over-delivers with a spot-on line-up of dishes that makes decision-making downright difficult. Fortunately prices are reasonable enough for excessive generosity…

Scrapple at Rotisserie and Wine

Menu Bests =

Cheese Puffs ($3 each): Bacon mornay and melted cheese ooze from a cocoon of fried dough.
Fried Scrapple ($5): Don’t ask what it is. Servers have been carefully trained to dance around the fact that scrapple is, in fact, everything but the squeal. Offal, scraps and other goodies are mixed with cornmeal and fried. Think of it as a piggy hush puppy.
Duck Confit Waffles ($18): Chicken and waffles gets a Napa twist with fried duck confit, quince soffrito and endive served atop fluffy waffles and maple syrup. Unforgettable.
Beef & Bones ($28): Prime rib eye steak, bread-crumb topped bone marrow and Yorkshire pudding. Watery horseradish needs work, but it’s a small complaint between mouthfuls of perfectly-cooked beef.
Whipped yams with banana ($5): Pureed yams meet match with a hint of banana vinegar, yogurt and crispy yam skins.
David Little’s Potatoes ($7): Baby ‘taters soaked in rotisserie drippings. Schmaltz-tastic.
Cookies and milk: On the “glad we asked” list, this kindergarten favorite includes warm ginger snaps and a bacon-fat infused shortbread as heavenly to smell as it is to eat. On the side, malted panna cotta.
Dark and Stormy: Rum ice cream, ginger beer and lime.
The Vibe: Cracker Barrel meets Pottery Barn. In a good way. There’s a homey mix-matchiness, reclaimed wood, lots of jars and the staff in checkered shirts and jeans. But way before it gets too hoedown, Rotisserie and Wine remembers where it is (Napa’s Riverfront) and classes it up with rural/urban-minimal touches (concrete flooring, wine barrel chandeliers) and reigns it all in.
The Scene: An open kitchen and bar runs nearly the length of the restaurant, making it friendly to single diners and cocktailers. The price-point and menu makes it plenty friendly for kids and families.
The Drinks: A rotating lineup of syrups mixed with soda or sparkling wine are refreshing starters. Beet syrup isn’t quite as alarming as it sounds. Plenty of local and not-so-local wines by the bottle or glass. Anthill Farms syrah shows someone’s paying attention.
The Cost: Two “snacks”, two appetizers, two sodas, two glasses of wine, one entree (suggested for two), two sides and two desserts for a relatively thrifty (for Napa) $136.
Rotisserie and Wine, 720 Main St., Napa, 254-8500. Open nightly from 5pm to 11pm. Lunch anticipated in the coming months. Closed Dec. 24/25/31.

Aunt Ellie’s Lemon Bars | Holiday Cookies

These easy-to-make lemon bars are a crowd-pleaser with their bold flavor, citrusy aroma and light crust.

Aunt Ellie’s Lemon Bars

For the crust:
•       1 pkg lemon cake mix
•       1/3C canola oil
•       1 egg
•       zest of 1 lemon
For the filling:
•       8oz pkg cream cheese (softened)
•       1/3C sugar
•       zest of 1 lemon
•       3TBSP lemon juice
•       1 egg
Directions
Preheat oven to 375. Mix the crust ingredients together until crumbly then set aside 1 cup of the mixture. Lightly pat the remainder in a glass baking dish (approx 11”X13”). Bake for 15 minutes. Meantime mix the sugar and cream cheese til well blended. Add the remaining filling ingredients and mix well. Spread the filling on the baked crust and sprinkle the cup of remaining crust mix on top. Bake for 15 minutes more. Cool and cut into small squares. Refrigerate until served.

Sebastopol Applesauce Cookies

A healthier take on holiday cookies, this recipe doesn’t use butter — substituting applesauce and a bit of oil. It also incorporates whole wheat flour for a hearty, cake-like drop cookie. I think it would be great to add some dried apples or raisins to the recipe for some added intrigue.
“This recipe came about by my experimenting to get the same flavor as Twin Hill Apple Farm’s Apple Bread that they have at their farm in Sebastopol.” — Maria Ferjancsik

Sebastopol Applesauce Cookies

2 cups whole wheat flour
1 cup sugar
1 cup smooth applesauce
½ cup oil
2 eggs
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon vanilla
½ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon baking powder
Cinnamon sugar for top of cookies:
¼ cup sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Sift together whole wheat flour, cinnamon, cloves, salt, baking soda, and baking powder.  In separate bowl, mix together sugar, applesauce, oil, eggs, and vanilla.  Add flour mixture to applesauce mixture, stirring well to combine.  Take walnut-sized spoonfuls of batter and place on ungreased baking sheets, leaving 1-2 inches between cookies.  Flatten slightly with a spoon.  Combine ¼ cup sugar with 1 teaspoon cinnamon and sprinkle each cookie generously with cinnamon sugar.  Bake 10-14 minutes in oven.  Let cool 10 minutes on baking sheets before moving to wire wracks to cool completely.

Brown Butter Spoon Cookies | Holiday Cookies

These are amazing little shortbread-like cookies that get better after a few days. The brown butter gives them a nutty, rich flavor and little flecks of brown in the final cookies. This recipe, from Heather Leidner, originally ran in Gourmet magazine and has been tweaked for her family.

Brown Butter Spoon Cookies

  • 2 sticks (1 cup) cold unsalted butter, cut into pieces
  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/8 teaspoon salt, slightly rounded
  • 1/3 cup fruit preserves (your choice, I love strawberry and blackberry)
Make dough:
Fill kitchen sink with about 2 inches of cold water. Melt butter in a 2- to 3-quart heavy saucepan over moderate heat and cook, stirring occasionally, until butter turns golden with a nutlike fragrance and flecks on bottom of pan turn a rich caramel brown, 10 to 12 minutes. (Butter will initially foam, then dissipate. A thicker foam will appear and cover the surface just before butter begins to brown; stir more frequently toward end of cooking.) Place pan in sink to stop cooking, then cool, stirring frequently, until butter starts to look opaque, about 4 minutes. Remove pan from sink and stir in sugar and vanilla.

Whisk together flour, baking soda, and salt in a small bowl and stir into butter mixture until a dough forms. Shape into a ball, wrap with plastic wrap, and let stand at cool room temperature 1 to 2 hours (to allow flavors to develop).
Form and bake cookies:
Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 325°F.
Press a piece of dough into bowl of teaspoon, flattening top, then slide out and place, flat side down, on an ungreased baking sheet. (Dough will feel crumbly, but will become cohesive when pressed.) Continue forming cookies and arranging on sheet. Bake cookies until just pale golden, 8 to 15 minutes. Cool cookies on sheet on a rack 5 minutes, then transfer cookies to rack and cool completely, about 30 minutes.
Assemble cookies:
While cookies cool, heat preserves in a small saucepan over low heat until just runny, then pour through a sieve into a small bowl, pressing hard on solids, and cool completely.
Spread the flat side of a cookie with a thin layer of preserves. Sandwich with flat side of another cookie. Continue with remaining cookies and preserves, then let stand until set, about 45 minutes. Transfer cookies to an airtight container and wait 2 days before eating.

Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Waffle Cookies | Holiday Cookies

These are amazingly fast and easy to make. They’re best still warm.

Crispy Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Waffle Cookies

Makes 24
1/2 cup butter (1 stick) melted
1/2 cup, plus 2 T light brown sugar
2 large eggs, room temp
2 t vanilla extract
3/4 cup flour
1/2 t baking soda
1/4 t salt
1 1/2 cups old fashioned rolled oats (not instant)
1 1/4 cups chocolate chips
Coat a waffle iron with cooking spray and heat to med high.
In large bowl whisk the butter and sugar until smooth. Whisk in the eggs and vanilla.Stir in the flour,baking soda, and salt, mix until well combined. Add oatmeal and chocolate chips, stirring until combined. Batter will be thinner than regular cookie dough.
Use a tablespoon or small ice cream scooper to portion out a cookie on each square. You don’t want to fill up the whole square. A tablespoon is just about the right amount! Close the lid. cook until brown, about 2 to 3 minuets. Use a thin metal spatula to remove them and place on parchment paper to cool.

Chocolate Shadow Peanut Butter Cookies | Holiday Cookies

As a group, we were split on these. Some of us loved the peanut buttery goodness. Others weren’t too sure about the mix of peanut butter, chocolate and peppermint. A cookie’s a cookie, though, and they got eaten up quickly nonetheless.

Chocolate Shadow Peanut Butter Cookies

Submitted by Karen Hagar
1 1/2 cup(s) on natural crunchy or creamy peanut butter
1 cup(s) packed light-brown sugar
1/2 cup(s) (1 stick) softened unsalted butter
1 large egg
1 1/2 cup(s) all-purpose flour (spooned and leveled)
1 teaspoon(s) baking powder
½ to ¾ cup of semi-sweet or any type of dark chocolate – chocolate chips (the amount will vary as it depends how much chocolate you’ll want in the batter)
¼ to ½ tsp of peppermint extract
Raw or fine sugar (optional)
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Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour and baking powder; set aside.
In a large bowl, beat peanut butter, sugar, and butter until smooth. Beat in egg. Gradually add flour mixture, beating to combine.
Melt the the chocolate and add the peppermint. Swirl into the cookie batter.
Pinch off dough by the tablespoon; roll into balls; roll in sugar, if using. Place 2 inches apart on parchment-lined baking sheets. Using a fork, press balls in a crisscross pattern, flattening to a 1/2-inch thickness.
Bake cookies, rotating halfway through, until lightly golden, 18 to 22 minutes.
Cool cookies on a wire rack. Store in an airtight container at room temperature up to 1 week.

Minty Chocolate Sandwich Cookies | Holiday Cookies

These are both adorable and tasty. The chocolate cookies have a nice little snap, and who can resist a buttery peppermint cream filling? You can dial down the minty-ness by only using a teaspoon or so, but personally, I love the cool flavor. If you’re feeling extra festive, roll the cookies in crushed candy canes around the edges.

Minty Chocolate Sandwich Cookies

Submitted by Donna Williamson
4 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/3 cups unsweetened cocoa powder (I use Ghirardelli)
2 tsp. espresso powder
1/2 tsp. salt
1 1/2 cups butter, softened
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 eggs
Peppermint Cream Filling
1 cup butter, softened
2 tsp vanilla
2 tsp peppermint extract
5 cups powdered sugar, divided into 2 – 2 1/2 cup portions
2 Tbsp milk
Directions
In a large bowl, stir together flour, cocoa powder, espresso powder, and salt; set aside
In a very large mixing bowl, beat butter with an electric mixer on medium to high speed for 30 seconds. Add sugar. Beat until combined, scraping sides of bowl occasionally. Beat in eggs until combined. Beat in as much of the flour mixture as you can with the mixer. Using a wooden spoon, stir in any remaining flour mixture. Divide dough in half. If necessary, cover and chill for 1 to 2 hours until dough is easy to handle.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. On a lightly floured surface, roll half of the dough at a time until 1/4 inch thick. Using a 2 1/2 inch round cookie cutter, cut out dough. Place 1″ apart on a parchment-lined cookie sheet. Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until edges are firm. Transfer to a wire rack and let cool. Fill cookies with Peppermint Cream Filling. Chill at least one hour before serving. Store in the refrigerator up to 3 days.
Directions for Peppermint Cream Filling
In a large bowl, beat softened butter with an electric mixer on high speed until fluffy. Add vanilla and peppermint. Beat in 2 1/2 cups powdered sugar. Beat in milk. Add the rest of the powdered sugar and beat until smooth. Tint with green or red food coloring, if desired. If necessary beat in additional milk to make spreading consistency.

What Obama and Bush both know about wine

Chicken/egg, TV/commercial, show-me-yours/I’ll-show-you-mine; which came first, the food or the wine? In our house, such questions carry weight, a seriousness you might consider more properly reserved for electrocardiograms, or matters of national security. The thing of it is, in wine country, at least in the fractional hectare of the 707 area code delineated by our split-rail fence line, the ordinal structure of food vis-a-vis wine matters, not least because you’ll neither be fed nor drunk until we’ve settled the matter, and I seriously doubt that I’m alone in building menus around bottles at least as often as doing so conversely. To wit, another kid-friendly, three-ingredient meal in the works – Sunny Eggs with Crispy Polenta and Creamy Mushroom Sauce – designed specifically to pair with a wine that my wife adores and that Presidents Obama and Bush Jr uniquely agree upon, because it’s been spilled on the official tablecloths of Republican and Democratic White Houses alike…
But first, context is warranted: My wife is on what I can like to call a Chard bender, and the wine racks where we keep our whites look a bit like the maples of her youth come the first snows of November: You know that they were full only recently, you clearly remember seeing them shot through with color and promise, but all that stands in front of you today is dry wood and the lonely spaces in between. This is, to be clear, an issue of frequency, not of quantity, because my wife doesn’t really drink all that much. However, and here again I count my blessings, she is happy enough to drink small quantities frequently, thereby encouraging both my regular raids on the family cellar and my predilection for pigging, but also – when the Chard bender is in full effect – leading to Saharan absences of the one white varietal that will acceptably whet her cute little whistle.
Result: Me, along with my youngest daughter, the inimitable Miss Maggie, on a late afternoon restocking mission. I wanted to go to Alexander Valley, where we believe – heretically, to most of our Russian River Valley neighbors – some of the very finest Chardonnays in the New World are produced (I’ve posted on AV Chards here, here, and here). Unfortunately, my darling nina was not feeling well, so rather than strap her into the back of the car and drag her around the next valley over, we played turistas and tooled around the Healdsburg plaza, her with an organic chocolate frozen yogurt from Snow Bunny (outlandishly overpriced by the calorie, but healthy and delicious all the same), and me with a visit to one of my favorite makers of local Chardonnay, Ms Susie Selby of Selby Winery. Another very accomplished winemaker (Bill Parker, currently making outstanding wines for White Oak, and previously for Matanzas Creek and BR Cohn) once told me that Chardonnay, more than any other varietal, reflects the influence and intentions of the winemaker: Just as a great vineyard will display its terroir in the wine that it births, so too will a fine Chardonnay reflect the hand of its maker. This turns out to be great news for Chard drinkers, because it means that if you can find a winemaker whose style of Chardonnay agrees with you, you can pretty much stop worrying about the rest.
It also means I’m a regular at Susie’s tasting bar, because my wife and I share an affinity for her particular style of Chardonnay, somewhat unfashionable these days, defined by a dense core of fruit framed in toasty oak and featuring flavors like sweet butter, toasted coconut, and creme brulee. We’re much less keen on either the overtly tropical-almost sweet or the steely hard-almost austere styles that have become so much the rage in our Valley and down into the Central Coast, but Susie makes just the sort of Chard we love – from local fruit (one of her vineyards is across the street from our kids’ elementary school, an endearing factoid for me), using classical techniques and French oak barrels. Plus, we think it’s kind of cool to support female winemakers: Not only do women often have more refined palates than men but, like professional chefs, their presence in big-time wine making keeps growing, despite the inversely-stacked odds of an industry – not unlike the kitchen – steeped in generations of male jefes calling the shots.
The other really cool thing about Selby is that the White House Ombudsman regularly serves her Dave Selby Reserve Chardonnay at big-wig State dinners, and the menus are all over the tasting room walls. And, as I mentioned, this is not an Obama phenomenon, because the Ombudsman has been pouring Susie’s wines for at least two Administrations, and which probably says something profound about the ability of good wine to transcend poor politics. It also provides a serious tactical edge to the home cook who, like me, having already fallen in love with the wine, now needs to build a menu around it, because you get to steal ideas from the executive chef of the White House itself. Engage your mental palate and sip the wine while you peruse the menus, and I will assure you of this one thing: You will take the Chardonnay home, and you will almost surely try to cook something using scallops or corn to match.

Cut Your Carrots, Not Your Fingers

Culinary knife cuts / carrotsThere is an unavoidable tension between the desire to manipulate a carrot into uniform, rectangular shapes (including every culinary knife cut in the parallelepiped family, from the batonnet soldier awaiting its Ranch dressing destiny to the microscopically perfect brunoise at the bottom of a bowl of consomme), and the desire to keep one’s digits unbloodied and persistently attached to one’s hand without surgical assistance. This is, of course, a natural byproduct of the unstable equilibrium created by placing an essentially round object – unless we’re talking seriously pre-fabricated foodstuffs, carrots obviously begin life in the kitchen in approximately cylindrical form – atop the level plane of a cutting board, and subsequently applying extreme pressure over the diminutive surface area of a knife edge.
Imagine trying to log-roll while wearing hockey skates, or walk a balance beam in Roller Blades, and you’ll have some sense of what you’re asking of your knife skills when you maul a carrot, and an appreciation of why classically trained chefs insist on doing such things one way, and not another. For me, the proper dismembering of a carrot will always be linked inextricably with the classic Lobster Sauce Americaine, because when I was first taught to make this sauce – a truly extraordinary dish, and such an unbelievable, all-day sort of pain in the ass that I’ve been running scared of trying it again for nigh on a decade – I had to cut an allumette of carrots to go with some peas as an accompaniment. While it is certainly true that peas and carrots excel in conjunction with both the lobster meat and the sauce – the flavors meld, the colors pop, and the textural contrast adds interest – I can’t really say why this should be: The minutes it should take to cut some little matchsticks out of a carrot really have very little to do with the final dish, particularly when compared to the hours spent roasting shells, poaching roe, straining the sauce, and all the other jazz that truly define the final product. But food memory can be funny that way, and to this day I cannot cut a carrot without tasting Sauce Americaine; and wondering when I’ll muster the courage to make it again.
In any case, as with most fundamental kitchen tasks, we in the early 21st century have the considerable advantage of several hundred years worth of others’ hard-won experience: The right ratio for a custard or bread dough; the proper way to emulsify a sauce; the proportion of onion in a mirepoix; and how to cut rectangular shapes out of something that is round. The challenge is to keep the round thing from rolling around as you push your knife through it, because if it rolls, then that blade is going to end up somewhere other than in your food, and that usually means you. The solution is equally obvious: Make the round thing not-round by taking off one of its sides. Once this has been accomplished, lie the thing on its newly-flattened side and square off the other three sides, creating a 3D rectangle. From there, you can easily cut flat squares, long planks, thin (julienne) or thick (batonnet) sticks, and any size of cube (dice). Thus does the entire exercise reduce to one cut: You need to get that first side off, in one clean cut, without hurting yourself. (If you’re knife is dull, you will have a real problem – seriously, you need a really good edge to do this safely. But more on the importance of sharp knives in another post.) Decide on the final shape you want (plank, stick, or cube) and the size (fine, medium, large), and everything else is just the consistent replication of a simple pattern:

Cut into a rectangular block
Cut the carrot into a rectangular block

Cut the block into uniform planks

Cut the planks into uniform sticks

Cut the sticks into uniform cubes