Gourmet salts: A season for seasoning

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There’s a tasty secret chefs know: Use lots of salt.

Along with butter and cream, salt is one of the most important ingredients in their kitchen arsenal. Not just for seasoning, but to bring out the natural flavors in every dish — from meats to dessert. 

But not the salt most of us know. In fact, iodized table salt — the stuff we all have in our cupboards — is unwelcome on the menus of top toques. Most would rather lick the soles of their kitchen clogs than eat the fine-grained, heavy-processed salt with all the taste of the cardboard container it comes in.

Instead, they reach for more flavorful, textural seasoners, from simple kosher salt to exotically-infused finishing salts to enhance their dishes. 

It’s a powerful tool. One of the five flavor components (along with sweet, bitter, sour and umami), a fail-proof preservative and necessary chemical for human survival. Salt’s colorful story puts it at the forefront of civilizations, the root of many ancient wars, a source of money and medicine throughout the ages. It’s the root of the word “salary”, from the Latin salarium — the salt rations paid to soldiers. And only in recent history has it been so readily available that we all but overlook it.


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Rock this wine: Tool frontman Maynard James Keenan in Petaluma today

maynard.jpgThe worlds of groupie and glass-swirler collide today at Whole Foods Market in Petaluma where Tool’s Maynard James Keenan and winemaker Eric Glomski will appear from 4:30 to 7:30pm Wednesday, Feb. 18.

Keenan, also of A Perfect Circle and Puscifier, may not be the first rocker to start a wine label, but there’s little doubt that his fans are among the most enthusiastic. Maybe not so much about the wine, but certainly about Keenan.

The words “cult-like following” surround the alt.rock legend whose fan-base can best be described as intensely devoted. Intensely. There will likely be dozens of them lined up outside Whole Foods waiting to spot the rocker turned winery owner.
 
Which means some rules around today’s appearance: You don’t buy a bottle of his wine, you don’t talk to Keenan. No cameras, large bags, coats or photography. No one under 21. Keenan will be sitting behind a curtain, so don’t expect to stage rush him either.  Oh, and if you’re smart, you’ll engage him in a little vino talk rather than having him try to sign your unmentionables.

“Generally speaking, the people that are into wine are generally adults and respect people’s space, and it’s not about the person who made it, it’s about the wine,” he said in an interview with The Pulse of Radio. “So there’s definitely a calmer admiration that goes on in those circles.”

Since 2004, the metal front man has been producing wine in Arizona, garnering a respectable 89 points from the Wine Spectator for his 2007 Arizona Stronghold Syrah ($20).  He’s part owner of Caduceus Cellars/Merkin Vineyards and Arizona Stronghold and has a personal collection of more than 6,000 bottles of wine.

Whether they actually drink Keenan’s wine is another question altogether.

“I was trying to explain to some of the kids about what temperature to drink the Tazi at and it was like showing card tricks to dogs,” he told the Yuma Sun after a tasting in Phoenix.

(Quotes lifted from today’s article on Petaluma360.com, our sister site. Thanks guys!)
 

Tandoori Express: Fresh Naan

I’ve had a love/hate relationship with Santa Rosa’s lone cheapo Indian restaurant — Tandoori Express. For well under $10 you can get a whole lot of food — entree, veggie and naan, which makes it a favorite of broke SRJC students. But the steam tables filled with tikka masala, curry chicken and watery daal aren’t consistent enough to make me a regular. Sometimes it’s heaven in a Styrofoam box.
Othertimes…not so much.
What keeps it on my radar, however, is the fresh naan they cook to order. It’s fluffy and piping hot, usually brought out to you right from the kitchen. You can watch them flattening between their palms when you order: thwap, thwap, thwap. They also make some mean kulchas to order, inluding onion and a sweet version with fruit.
For a hole-in-the-wall place, it’s a homemade touch that can’t be beat.
Tandoori Express: 1880 Mendocino Ave # D, Santa Rosa, (707) 543-8168
 

How much power do food critics really have anymore?

ego.gifThere’s been much grumbling in the online food world after San Francisco Chronicle food critic Michael Bauer jabbed a crooked-tined fork at perennial Wine Country favorite, Bistro Jeanty last December.  

Though the restaurant had earned a Michelin star, was a fixture on the Chronicle’s own Top 100 and is a French bistro icon in Yountville, Bauer’s scathing review of the once-loved restaurant  — from bent silverware to cold food and raw pork — has many of the restaurant’s fans up in arms.

Others, however, wonder why it took Bauer so long to point out what they’ve also seen as the restaurant’s decline in quality over the years.

But who’s right? The answer may be…everyone.

In the past, food critic’s words were pretty much the definitive opinion of a restaurant, if for no other reason that dissenting voices didn’t have an opportunity to do much but grumble to themselves. Critics like Michael Bauer, Gael Greene and Ruth Reichl had the power to make or break a chef and all but close down a restaurant with a flick of the pen.

That’s not the case anymore. Though critics can certainly wield influence, shine a spotlight on an unknown restaurant or cause some serious panic with a bad review, their words no longer go unchecked.

The rise of Yelp, Chowhound and hundreds of other food blogs, not to mention the comments section of their own newspapers, throw into question even the most powerful of food critics. Chefs can give their own side of the story in a very public way. Fans can challenge negative assumptions. Naysayers can undermine positive reviews. And most of it is anonymous, so we can’t always know if commenters simply have an axe to grind (with us or the restaurant).

It’s a brave and scary world out there.

Things are changing. Quickly. On the rise is a new kind of dining journalism — tapping into the community and making the whole process a bit more democratic. For better or worse.

Gone are the days of wigs and costumes for “anonymous” critics. Any critic who thinks they’re not recognized (and thereby getting a “real” experience) is severely deluded — most chefs and staff know the second they walk in. As with Bauer’s review, that doesn’t always translate to a great meal, even when they do see you coming. But by the time a critic gets there (usually waiting 4-6 weeks after opening) it’s too late.

Bloggers get the word is out almost the second a restaurant opens. You’re open, you’re being blogged.  Anyone with a camera and a website can have  as much influence on a restaurant as anyone else. Unlike print newspapers, the online world has a long memory and a Google search can turn up a whole lot of information quickly — usually to the one who has the best search engine optimization rather than the most relevant opinion.

To that end,  number of newspapers have recently lost experienced critics and are either not replacing them or are hiring less experienced (read cheaper) writers to put together shorter, one-visit “experience” pieces rather than tradition “go three times, anonymously, order everything on the menu” criticisms. They can’t afford the time or the money. Websites are relying on forums and comments to flesh out their reviews.

And we’re all painfully aware that with dwindling ad revenues, it’s a cat and mouse game when an unchecked critic writes a deadly review and pisses off advertisers. It’s a game fewer and fewer newspapers are willing to play.

Which isn’t to say they’re not always justified. Criticism is an insanely subjective thing. Sometimes I have crummy meals at great restaurants, other times I have great meals at crummy restaurants. Sometimes I just don’t like the food. Sometimes I’m having a bad day. Sometimes the restaurant is. I don’t always get it right. Neither does anyone else. That’s what criticism is.

What worries those who get paid to have an opinion is the amount of bad information that’s out there. Not every write-up should be a glowing one or a nasty one. It should be fair and balanced, truthful and critical when need be. True journalists spend our lives learning how to be fair and accurate (even if you disagree) in our writing. Our jobs are on the line if we mess up and our real names are attached to what we write.  

It is a bit sad to me to think that we may ultimately lose the voices of well-seasoned restaurant veterans to the din of the masses. Bauer (right or wrong) knows food. It’s sad to me that great food writers are finding smaller and smaller audiences. Because sometimes the masses are wrong. But it’s the way things are going.

Frankly, though. I see hope for the future. I like shorter reviews that don’t preach at me or make me feel stupid for not knowing what salsify is.

I get that my opinion is no more or less valuable than most others. I may have a little more eating experience than most folks (mostly because I get to eat out on someone else’s dime) — though that’s not necessarily true. I may have a bigger audience to tell people what I think — though again, not always true. I just happen to have a soapbox and a big appetite. I’m riding this train as long as I have fingers to type.

I’ve always thought that well-thought-out reader comments hold as much (if not more) power than my own reviews. Well-thought-out. Not the raving lunatics or PR people posing as commenters. The regular folks who have real-life opinions. Because word-of-mouth is the most influential decider on where people go out to eat. Not critics.

I simply start the conversations–you finish them.

In the end, there will always be critics of some sort. Trained or not. You can agree or disagree. Read it or don’t.

But all those of us who earn a paycheck trying to boil down information can do is hope that our voices continue to remain relevant — even if they’re no longer definitive. Engaging with the readers rather than creating a one-way conversation from behind our computers. Whether we like it or not.

What’s your take on food critics? Do you think they’re fair? Do you value their opinions? Have it out in a civilized fashion. 

Valentine’s Day treats from Sonoma County (mostly)

cake.jpgThe fastest way to romance is straight through the gullet. BiteClub nibbles through the bounty of the county to find the tastiest tidbits for your sweetie pie. Just grab a Lipitor or two before getting busy.

Nipples of Venus: Chocolate ganache truffles from Forestville chocolatier Guy Daniel’s of Gandolf’s Fine Chocolate. Available online at gandolfsfinechocolate.com or on Saturday mornings at the Santa Rosa Farmer’s Market.

Better Than Sex Hot Fudge Sauce: Creamy fudge sauce made with chocolate, cream and vanilla. Available at Patisserie Angelica, $5. 6821 Laguna Park Way, Sebastopol, 827.7998.

Palet: Solid choclate truffle with a coconut black tea infusion. $8, Patisserie Angelica.


lolly.jpgDark Chocolate Caramel lollipop: $4.50, Patisserie Angelica

Raspberry Truffles infused with raspberry puree, $1.75 each, Patisserie Angelica

Peanut Envy in a purse: Peanut caramel with organic peanut butter and grey sea salt, $5, Patisserie Angelica.

Chocolate Covered Crickets: Farm-raised crickets enrobed in chocolate, www.flukerfarms.com.

Ice cream cupcake filled with sweet cream or cake batter ice cream available at Cold Stone Creamery,

Baked oysters with artichoke, leek and smoked bacon. Stark’s Steakhouse, 521 Adams, Santa Rosa, 546-5100. $9.99 for six.


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Tater Tot Casserole: From “There’s Not A Healthy Recipe in This Whole Damn Book, A Guide to Southern Comfort Food” by Paula Thomas Oandason. Available online at Barnes and Noble online.

The recipe couldn’t be simpler (and doesn’t include any specific measurements in the cookbook). The gist of it: Cover the bottom of a greased baking dish (I used a 9X9 pan) with frozen tater tots. On top of that, layer sour cream, pats of butter (about 1/2 a stick, but to your liking), shredded cheese (I used a bag of pre-shredded cheddar) and cooked crumbled bacon. Bake at 350 degrees, covered with aluminum foil for about 45 minutes. Remove the foil and cook for an additional 10 minutes uncovered. Serve. Brent Farris from KZST thinks it would be good with caramelized onions added in.


Cafe Europe

cafeeurope.jpgA hearty antidote to anything smoked in tea leaves or nestled on a bed of microgreens, Cafe Europe is old school, Old World, rib-stickin’ Deutches-essen.
From wurst and sauerkraut to cabbage and schnitzel, what continues to  bring in the early-bird crowd and local families again and again — solid German and Austrian classics that can be near-impossible to find elsewhere in the North Bay. Plus, there’s no denying the draw of Cafe Europe’s kitschy cuckoo-decor and ever-present host, Herbert Zacher.
Don’t Miss Dishes: Potato Pancakes, Sausage Platter with sauerkraut and cabbage, Jaeger Schnitzel with mushroom sauce and spaetzle.
Cafe Europe: In the St. Francis Shopping Center, 104 Calistoga Road, Santa Rosa, 707.538-5255. Lunch (Weds.-Sat.): 11:30a – 3p; Dinner (Tues.-Sat.): 4:30p – 9p; (Sunday): 4:30p – 8p

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Sonoma County Romance: Valentine’s Day Dining

Best bets for where to take a date (or yourself) this Valentine’s Day. You’re welcome.

FRENCH ON A BUDGET
Chloe’s French Cafe; Table D’Hote Dinners (Feb. 13 is the first)
Everyone things French food is romantic. And it is — but haute dining can leave your wallet feeling a bit abused. Chloe’s pre-Valentine Table D’Hote communal dinner is my top pick for a whole bunch of reasons, not the least of which is getting your honey buttered up a whole day early. Second because the price is so very right. And who says communal dining is romantic? Frankly, BiteClub can’t imagine what could be more fun than chatting with new friends over a dinner of Boeuf Bourguignon.

The menu: Passed appetizers; pea shoot & baby greens salad with roasted cauliflower, seared pears and Petit Basque cheese with garlic buttermilk creme dressing; classic Boeuf Bourguignon with tender morsels of beef slowly braised in red wine accompanied by roasted mushrooms, herb potatoes and caramelized shallots; Paris Brest au chocolat- crispy pate a choux with chocolate creme mousseline and caramel sauce. Coffee & Tea.

The deets: The first dinner will take place in Chloe’s new event space, L’Olivier on Friday, February 13th at 6:30pm. This prix fixe menu is $26.50 per guest and includes passed appetizers along with a 3-course meal. A selection of French & Sonoma wines will be available for purchase by the glass or bottle. Reserve your seat now by calling the cafe at 707-528-3095. 3883 Airway Drive, Santa Rosa.

I SO KNOW YOU
Humble Pie:  This Penngrove sleeper doesn’t have to wear makeup and heels to impress. It’s my favorite spot for snuggling in the booth, hearty comfort-food eating and coming to the realization that the cute guy stealing your tater tots off your plate is someone you could easily spend the rest of your life with. Er, meaning your sweetheart.

The menu: Sweetheart Salad of Organic greens, strawberries, jicima and blood orange with a honey champagne vinigrette; NY STEAK, 14oz of lovely local beef cooked however you please. served with rosemary roasted potatoes or fresh, housemade Meyer Lemon Pasta  Pasta with a meyer lemon olive oil, white beans, parmesan cheese and topped with ohio fried chicken; chocolate fondue for two with fresh ripe fruit.

The deets: Prix fixe menu with three seatings: 6pm, 8pm and 10pm. $40 without wine, and $55  with wine which will be champagne to start and wine with dinner.  Accepting walk-ins but reservations are a very good idea.  10056 Main Street, Penngrove, (707) 664-8779

ROMANTIC COMEDY
Cafe Saint Rose: It’s Chef Mark’s birthday week, so all the stops are out. Five days of fun: Prince movie, Purple Rain starts off the weekly dinner and a movie, followed by serenades from a sultry French chanteuse, birthday bash celebrations and partying right into the weekend with their Valentine menu.

The menu:  Starters: Sheeps Milk Ricotta Sformatino, Prickly Pears and Mache; Ice Cold Salmon Caviar over a Crisp Poached Egg and Brioche; Seared Foie Gras and Gratinated Duck Hearts; Our First Asparagus!  Entrees: John Dory Fillet “A La Plancha” with Sautéed Shallots and Shishito Peppers; Croustade of Farm Hen, Black Truffles and Fairy Heart Greens; A Very Sexy Lobster Salad; Hunk of Meat, Crispy Potatoes, Totally Bereft of Vegetables. Dessert: Rosewater Pots with Pistachio Brittle; Floating Islands; Chocolates.  The deets: $55 per person. 9890 Bodega Hwy, Sebastopol, 829.5898.

SLIPPERY OYSTERS
You can’t have a sexy Valentine’s meal without a few oysters, right? Two of my fave spots for the slippery stuff: Stark’s and Nick’s Cove in Point Reyes. Starks serves up chilled raw oysters daily, but if you like your shellfish a little more, uh, cooked, try the baked oysters with artichoke, leek and smoked bacon. Nick’s Cove has great BBQ oysters as well as a rockin’ raw bar. Stark’s Steakhouse,  521 Adams St., Santa Rosa, 707.546.5100.  Nick’s Cove, 23240 Hwy One, Marshall, 415.663.1033.


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Sea Thai Bistro | Santa Rosa

Sea Thai Bistro

Sea Thai Bistro
Sea Thai Bistro  from the original Petaluma restaurant, has reinvented the menu in Santa Rosa with a strong focus on seafood–though many of the original restaurant’s favorites remain. New to the menu: panko crusted crispy tofu, shrimp ceviche, filet mignon noodle soup, crispy Ahi tuna, salmon curry and a grilled halibut steak with spicy Asian pesto sauce. Golden cashew crispy chicken bursts with jewel-like peppers, baby squash and carrots in a complex sweet, salty honey sauce.
If you go: Sea Thai is open for lunch and dinner. The décor is absolutely spectacular, but you may feel a little, uh, close to your neighbors in the bistro-style seating along the back wall.
Sea Thai Bistro, 2323 Sonoma Ave @ Montgomery Village, Santa Rosa, 707.528.8333

Carneros Bistro

Cranking out three meals a day, plus brunch isn’t an easy task for a chef. Janine Falvo makes it look easy, weaving in fun, innovation and an eye for seasonal local foods into her menus at the house restaurant for The Lodge at Sonoma. Unlike other wine programs, which seem like an afterthought, Falvo works closely with house sommelier Chris Sawyer to make meaningful pairings. 1325 Broadway, Sonoma, (707) 931-2042.