Thanksgiving Favorites: Pie for Breakfast

Mixed berry pie
A little slice of pie perfection

First, the come-clean: This picture is of the pie that I ate, but is not my pie. I don’t really do sweets and, with the notable exception of pizza and its close derivatives, I rarely bake – suffice it to say that we may all have a place in the kitchen, but mine is most assuredly not at the pastry station. But when Thanksgiving – my favorite official holiday bar none, and the only US holiday implicitly engineered for the home cook – comes knocking, I start to anticipate pie like, well, like a crack-head anticipates crack.
But as much as I love to book-end the feast with a slice (or three) of pie, as much as I love the Day itself, it is the Day After that provides one of the greatest guilty pleasures: Pie, for breakfast. Because there is nothing, but nothing, on the whole of this great green earth of whichever god you happen to count in your corner, that is finer than a breakfast of fresh, hot coffee and a slice of last night’s pumpkin pie.
How exceedingly fortunate that, unbeknown to me at the time, I married a woman who can bake her butt off, because just saying the word “pie” makes me happy. Seriously, until you’ve had one of my wife’s pies, your gastronomic bucket list will remain at least partially incomplete. She has no weak suit of which I’m aware. My birthday happily coincides with our own lemon crop, so Lemon Meringue has always been a personal favorite, but they are all exceptional: Chocolate Pudding (filled with a rich, velvety dark chocolate custard), Apple (filled with a mixture of Autumn’s blushing apples and adorned by a delicate lattice of crust), and – one of the Himalayan peaks of the pie-baking landscape – Mixed Berry, defined by whatever local berries are currently at their peak, and which I was lucky enough to have for breakfast more than once this summer.
What makes a great pie? The trivially obvious to recognize, and the maddeningly difficult to obtain: A great crust (a great and mighty structure built on the three pedestrian pillars of flour, fat and salt), and a great filling (ranging from delicately cooked custards to barely-touched fresh fruits). It is this very simplicity which belies the difficulty in achieving pie-greatness:

  • Consisting of almost nothing while demanding great attention to small technical details, a great crust offers the cook boundless opportunity to screw things up; the crust must remain structurally sound in the oven, it must cook evenly, and it must not only be flaky – both light and rich, crunchy and soft – but it should exhibit the same flakiness on the bottom as it does on the top. When it comes to crusts, technique is everything. I’ve even heard that you can genetically profile great pastry chefs, because they all have poor circulation and, therefore, cooler than normal hands with which to work the dough.
  • Fillings are similarly unforgiving, if for different reasons: When it comes to filling a pie, there is nowhere to hide. No amount of sugar, lemon juice, and stove-top wizardry will impart flavor to bland berries, texture to mealy apples, or the sunny fragrance and perfectly balanced of sweetness and tang of our own ripe Meyers to bitter, metallic lemons. Nowhere is the imperative to start with good, fresh, flavorful fruit more in evidence than in the filling of a fruit pie, the resting place to which all great fruits aspire, the very apotheosis of fruit itself.
  • Mixed berry pie, filled before baking
    A perfect crust, filled with perfect Middleton Farms berries

    My advice, as a non-participant in the pie kitchen, is this: First, buy the best fruit you possibly can. Almost any fruit can make a great pie, but no great pie can be made from fruit of poor quality. (Please don’t list for me the virtues of instant pudding mixes. They have their place, but not in homemade pie. If you are going to roll out your own crust, then by all means, cook your own custard.) Second, read up on pie crusts, paying particularly close attention to the technicalities of temperature and speed (see McGee or Corriher, for instance – and sorry for the inadvertent AMZN plug, I’m uncompensated and don’t care where you buy it, the link is just to get you to the titles).
    And last, but most certainly not least, always save a slice for breakfast.

    Sift becomes a dessert bar

    In the good news department, Santa Rosa isn’t losing a cupcakery, it’s gaining a dessert bar!
    According to a note from Sift Cupcakery, the local bakery was facing some legal implications if the didn’t change the “cupcakery” part of their name. So instead of fighting, they’re just evolving. Starting in December, they’ll add five new desserts to their current cupcake lineup (which are currently under wraps, but trust me, they’re worth waiting for), do some face lifting to their current shops and have a whole lot more exciting news to share with their fans.
    BiteClub’s got the inside scoop on what’s coming, but owners say the final news still has a little bit of cooking to do…
    Meanwhile, check out their new Facebook page. Membership has its privileges.

    Hopmonk Sonoma opening

    Just in time for the holidays, Dean Biersch will open the second HopMonk Tavern in the town of Sonoma on November 24. The new location will feature 16 beers on tap focusing on seasonal domestic and international specialty beers and feature many of Biersch’s signature amenities: dog friendly, bike friendly including off-street bicycle parking, an open beer garden, fire pit and communal beer garden tables.
    Chef Billy Reid, lately of the Sebastopol location, will serve as chef.

    The Accidental Vegetarian: Cooking Green

    Green Salad: Arugula, Green Zebra Tomato, Green Peppercorn
    A Very Green Salad: Green Arugula, Green Zebras, and Green Peppercorns

    I’ve been thinking about cooking green. And no, I’m not pandering to my more aggressively environmentalist brethren, I’m talking about the color green, the shades of which the human eye is more sensitive to than any other part of the visible spectrum: The haughty, peacock green of my grandmother’s emerald broach; the brooding, mossy green of the Russian River pooling under Wohler Bridge; the wicked, tempting greens of jalapeno peppers and the Witch of the West, the quiet greens of my wife’s eyes or pine boughs in snowy relief, and the cool greens of Key lime pie and margaritas by the pool. Green. It’s the new black, or whatever.
    And yet, despite the remarkable human capacity to perceive green in all its rich and verdant glory, it’s hard for me to think of either a more nondescript or vaguely depressing menu billing as the ubiquitous “green salad”. Every time I read that line, I am transported, as if by some strip-mall perversion of Monsieur Proust’s cookie, to the nearest Sizzler-Olive Garden-Applebee’s-Chili’s, or my college cafeteria, with its dubious cornucopia of flaccid, tired “greens”, really more beige than green, the browning leaves marked, perhaps, by a disturbing pinkish edge, were I to look closely enough…
    This all comes to mind because my wife, who vastly prefers to think about animals as pets rather than ingredients, and who happens to count green as her very favorite color, occasionally likes our otherwise steady diet of carbs and protein interspersed with fresh vegetables, and so I decided to make a green salad that would actually be green, entirely of its own natural accord: Brilliant, emerald-green arugula from Bernier Farms; chartreuse Green Zebra heirloom tomatoes from Soda Rock; and a simple vinaigrette, studded with mossy-green peppercorns.
    (As an aside, master the home-made vinaigrette – what Thomas Keller called “a perfect sauce” – and you’ll never buy salad dressing again. The basic technique is a simple emulsion – check out the Foodista widget below for a quick tutorial – from which, with the right proportions of acid, fat, and seasoning, and a whisk, all dressings are possible.)
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    Use Those Leftovers: Wild Salmon, Two Ways.

    Salmon Two Ways: Prosciutto Wrapped & Simply Raw, Pistou & Polenta
    Wild Salmon Two Ways: Simply Raw & Prosciutto Wrapped

    Leftovers, I often think, represent one of the home cook’s closest friends and greatest motivators, because respect for the limited resources from which our meals derive is a core moral imperatives for all cooks, and inefficiency and waste are its very antithesis. Of course efficiency in the kitchen saves us time and money, but it’s much more than that: By avoiding waste, we honor the source of our food, we appreciate the simple fact of its presence on our table, and – provided we do so effectively – we get to eat better, more of the time, as a result.
    Leftovers also force the cook to think: Like the sonnet or haiku, the inherently limited structure of working with what’s already to hand provides discipline with which to make something new out of something old. A well-designed recipe, supported by a shopping spree, is an exercise in execution; the construction of an entirely new and tasty dish, out of stuff that didn’t get used up last night, depends as much on our creative capacity and our dedication to the implicit compact with the food that we buy than it does on our skill with a pan, knife, or whisk.
    At least, that’s what I’m told myself as I inventoried the remains of last night’s dinner: Salmon, pistou (recipe here), and polenta. I had some arugula, too, but I have strict limits on eating raw greens – our table typically sports some sort of inverted Aitkens diet – so no salad tonight. But the point is, I had a couple of nice chunks of salmon, some polenta, and a boatload of the pistou, and needed a way to put it all together without rehashing yesterday. On cue, my middle child, who – bless her culinary soul – believes that few foods are better cooked than raw, sagely observed that, “Hey Dad, it’s all well that you cooked it nicely, but can I have some of that salmon raw?” So we tasted it (this being one of the principle advantages of buying food locally, at the peak of freshness, from people you trust – raw proteins need not be anathema), and sure enough, the kid nailed it – if anything, better raw than cooked (I suppose that’s the nickel version of why sushi is one of the finest cuisines in the history of human civilization; but I digress).
    I rummaged around the fridge, found a pack of still-good-but-ought-to-be-used prosciutto, and kids – being in possession of functioning taste buds – love bacon. They don’t, however, appreciate a crispy salmon skin, tragic as that may be, so I figured replace the skin with the prosciutto. (If you’ve not done so already, then please add seafood to the seemingly limitless list of foods that can be immeasurably improved by the addition of cured pork products.) Thus, the genesis of a meal of leftovers: Wrap the salmon in prosciutto before cooking it rare, serve it on top of some creamy polenta, and pair it with a hopelessly naive sashimi cut of the odds and ends of the raw salmon, with just a touch of the pistou for color and contrast.
    Wild Salmon Two Ways

    1. Trim off a few nice sashimi-like slices of the raw salmon using a very sharp knife (wipe the blade with a damp cloth between cuts – and if your knives aren’t sharp, and you don’t know what to do about, we have to talk). You want to end up with a nice, almost cube-like chunk of salmon. I’ve farted on about the pistou for two days now, so I won’t bother again; grab it from the fridge. Put the polenta in a pot to warm, or what the hell, just nuke it before plating.
    2. Take two slices of prosciutto, and wrap the salmon, first in one direction, then – after rotating it 90 degrees – in the perpendicular direction. Tuck and fold the prosciutto so that it’s all wrapped up snugly, basically a birthday present of wild salmon in a wrapper of pig fat, what more could you one ask for? Except that I suck at wrapping presents. But less so, food.
    3. The whole key to this is cooking the salmon such that (a) the prosciutto forms a nice crust, and (b) the salmon is cooked uniformly around the edges and rare to the center. On my stove, that means medium-medium-low heat, a few minutes on each side, just enough to brown the pork; but it took me a trial batch, which I overcooked, and asymmetrically at that. The hard truth is, you have to cook it by touch – feel it raw, and keep feeling as it cooks, because once it’s firm in the middle, it’s over done. And you know we feel about overcooking fish.
    4. Season the sashimi with fleur de sel, plate over a bit of the pistou, and garnish with a basil leave. Slice the cooked salmon and plate over the polenta.

    The Turkey Cake?

    This is too incredible not to share: Thanksgiving Dinner in cake form.
    The folks at Chow.com have put every little bit of the wonders of your favorite eating holiday into a layered cake, complete with layers of ground turkey, dressing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes and even a tasty topping of marshmallows. Even better, it looks like a wonderful dessert.
    Not sure how much fun it would be to eat, but come on…brilliant.
    One question though: Where are the green beans?

    Sushiko, Sushi in Rohnert Park

    With one of Northern California’s top sushi spots just a mile away from this Rohnert Park sleeper, Sushiko has a lot to live up to. But this simple little sushi bar tucked quietly inside a floundering strip mall is getting lots of thumbs up from BiteClubbers who say it’s tops for everyday sushi cravings.

    Hawaiian roll, Alaska roll
    Hawaiian roll, Alaska roll

    Having shrugged off the failure of two previous lackluster tenants, the space has been transformed into a sleek Asian oasis. The itamae has some of the most impressive knife and rice-making skills on the 101-corridor, and is churning out both straightforward nigiri and sashimi, along with Americanized rolls (Sex on the beach, tuna gone wild, Titanic) that look as good as they taste.
    Dancing Eel roll with shrimp tempura, avocado and fried eel
    Dancing Eel roll with shrimp tempura, avocado and fried eel

    Along with sushi, expect to find luncheon bentos ($9.95 and up with great mix-n-match options) and all the usual suspects (teriyaki, donburi, katsu, yaktiori, tempura) at mid-range prices. Not quite Hana, but a top contender for our Tuesday night sushi yen.
    6285 Commerce Blvd., #302 (next to Del Secco’s gelato), Rohnert Park, 585-2774. Open daily for lunch and dinner.

    Harvest Farm Forum

    Food duo Clark Wolf and Marcy Smothers have a secret little invite for local foodies…
    The pair are bringing together chefs, writers, wine makers, farmers, teachers and other edible influencers for a salon-inspired tete-a-tete about the future of food and farming in Sonoma County. AKA: Eat, drink and chat with your food buddies at Kendall-Jackson for a few hours on lazy Thursday night. And yeah, they want you to come.
    Already confirmed are luminaries including Nathan Boone of First Light Farm, Evelyn Cheatham from Worth Our Weight, Liam Callahan from Bellwether Farms Creamery, Ariel Dillon and Jeff Russell from Redwood Empire Farm, Betsey Fischer from the SRJC Culinary Program, Bill Hawn from SoCo Slow Food, Garden Gnome (and KJ chef) Matthew Lowe and Mark Rivers from the Sonoma Market Hall.
    Not to mention there will be nibbles and drinks (natch) for everybody. And after all the hubbub of recent weeks, I think we’re all ready for a little group hug.
    Farm Forum: Talking about the Future of Food & Farming in Sonoma County, Thursday November 18, 2010 from 5 to 7pm, Kendall Jackson Wine Center, 5007 Fulton Road, Fulton. $15 admission goes to SRJC Culinary Arts Career Program, WOW and the School Garden Network. Read more about the Farm Forum

    Downing officially reinstated to market

    A new board of directors for the Original Certified Santa Rosa Farmer’s Market has  officially reinstated embroiled market manager Paula Downing to her former post.
    A six-member interim board unanimously voted to hire Downing last night, after weeks of controversy during which Downing was fired, rehired and ultimately put into a legal limbo where her employment was in dispute. She was dismissed from her position as a contract-employee at the Wednesday and Saturday Veteran’s Hall market on Sept. 30, and returned on Nov. 8.
    “It feels good doing my life’s work again,” said Downing during the meeting. “There are still emotional things to deal with, but it’s feels good.”
    Based on last night’s vote, Downing will receive a $500 per month raise, along with benefits as an employee of the market. Ironically, the employment offer made last night was identical to the same offer she rejected in September and which ultimately led to her firing.
    The choice to reinstate Downing has been contentious, leading to the mass resignations of of six of the market’s seven board members. The former board resigned after 56 of the market’s 111 members voted to reinstate Downing — an act they deemed illegal and outside the market’s own bylaws.
    Several former board members in attendance at last night’s meeting asked both publicly and privately why Downing rejected their offer, which they claim led to the market’s internal upheaval, and accepted it last night.
    Downing declined to comment about her decision last night, but when reached for comment today said she anticipated continued negotiations for additional compensation after the new finance committee had investigated the market’s financial solvency. According to its own bylaws, the board was legally required to resolve Downing’s employment status before she could attend any future markets.
    Interim board members also voted to suspend legal counsel retained by former board members to mitigate Downing’s employment status during last night’s meeting.
    The next board meeting for the market will be held on December 6, and a new board will be elected on January 29, 2011.

    Supernatural vines in Napa?

    NBC is reportedly developing a Napa-based soap opera involving a family who discovers their grape vines have supernatural powers.

    Really.
    According to Decanter magazine, Japanese director Hideo Nakata – the man behind cult horror movie The Ring – is being slated as a possible producer or director of Vines, which revolves around a troubled family in search of a new life together.
    With Nakata at the realm, it seems likely that the vines will take on a potentially sinister character role in the series. A pilot has not yet been green-lighted, but the script has been completed.
    Creeeeeepy.
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