After several soy-soaked months, BiteClub is preparing the ultimate sushi guide to SoCo.

But first, I want your opinion. What’s the absolute freshest, best, tastiest, most artistic sushi in the region? Who’s the best chef?

This is your big chance, so let me know.

Stay tuned TODAY for the results.

Drop your comments below, or email me directly at biteclub@pressdemo.com.

Chow!

Quince is apparently one of Thomas Keller’s (French Laundry, Bouchon, Per Se, Ad Hoc, etc.) favorite haunts. Who knew? The celeb chef, along with a rather impressive list of other local gastronomical luminaries spread the love around in a rather clever American express advertisement called “San Francisco Dish”.

Along with video vignettes, the site also offers some rather nice little discounts and “freebies” for local restaurants including The Girl and the Fig, Celadon, Dry Creek Kitchen, etc. Worth checking out if for nothing else than the coupons.

Or, you know, just nerding out to a bunch of chefs talking about food. Which may or may not have sucked up approximately 3 hours of my weekend.

Here’s the link

Local restaurant sniffers found the newly-opened Santa Trata in record time. In fact, most of us have been watching the spot next to Pho Vietnam like hawks since the short-lived (but well-liked) Real Gyro/Cafe Cabano mysteriously vanished, much to our dolmas and lamb-eating horror.

As of late November, however, the kitchen is back in business, this time Eritrean-style. (Think Reuben in ‘Along Came Polly’)

Shorthanded (if you’re not up on your romantic comedies), Eritrean is a spicy, earthy, stew-ish African cuisine that’s eaten without utensils. Instead beef, lentils, chicken and veggies are scooped up with giant pieces of injera (a plate-sized, tart crepe/pancake).

Did I mention it was spicy? Soul-weepingly. For you heat hounds, however, Santa Trata stays well over on the reasonable side of the Holy-Crap-That’s-Hot Index.

What to eat: Best bets are the spicy beef (tongue-tingling), lentils and spinach. Don’t look for them on the menu, however, because so far, there isn’t one. Rather, a tasty display plate on the counter with the day’s specials. Point to what looks tasty.

Lunch is $8.99 for two specials, plus injera and salad. Eating with your fingers: priceless.

Santa Trata Eritrean Cafe: 711 Stony Point Road, Santa Rosa, 707.575.8792
Stay tuned: Panettone and more next week.

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Best Burger Redux
So, in the advice of a BiteClubber, I headed north to Windsor last night to check out KC’s Downtown Grill for a burger. Here’s my takeaway:

– Best burger in town? Sorry. Not in my book. A solid burger? Absolutely. I got the Blue Eyes, a burger topped with carmelized onions and blue cheese. The nice, soft bun is a winner. The onions and blue cheese were also tasty. But uh…the patty? By all accounts, it appears pressed. See the perfectly shaped edges? I don’t like pressed patties. They tend to be a little drier, and lack the homemade touch. And the homemade touch is what makes a great burger in my book.

– On the plus side, service is extra speedy, and a large TV, fun retro tables and lots to look at on the walls (who can’t get at least 5 minutes of fun out of the ‘Poop Deck’ sign?). A huge variety of food (salads, burgers, pasta, etc.) make it a solid alternative to chain restaurants.

KC’s Downtown Grill: 9501 DuVander Lane, Windsor, 707.838.7800

Chips, ahoy!Aztec chocolate, curry, Island Jerk, chili lime and Asian five spice are the people’s choice picks for Kettle Chips’ Passport to flavor pack. For $20, you get all six flavors, a CD and lots of other party fun. Then, choose your favorite online. I mean, what else are you gonna do on New Years’? Kettle Foods Passport to Flavor

And in chef news: More trouble at COPIA? |Top chef Victor Scargle has left Julia’s Kitchen in search of greener pastures, after some staff cutbacks. Reports say that as of Dec. 1, you’ll find him (along with just about everyone else, it seems) at Cindy Pawlcyn’s Go Fish in St. Helena.

My obsession was so great, I braved San Francisco’s Westfield mall on Black Friday for a Beard Papa cream puff.

Apparently, 70 bizilllion other people had the same obsession, judging by a line that wrapped for miles. I left puffless. But not disappointed.

Since its opening, food geeks (like me, and maybe you, too) have been dumbstruck over the wonderland that is the Westfield Mall. You’ll know us by the look of incredulousness as we stand, blocking all foot traffic, drooling quietly on our holiday sweaters.

What’s the big deal? First off, the food court, which features waaaay-upscale versions of Thai, Japanese, Mexican and burgers. And the famed Slanted Door is set to open a take-out soon. Obviously, this ain’t your usual mall grease-o-rama.

Add to that a huge indoor farm-market/gourmet food store (Bristol Farms). Gently layer upon that an artisinal chocolate shop that could bring you to tears with its preciousness (Cocoa Bella). Plus, a French style bakery , a gawk-inducing fusion Asian restaurant (Straits), a Lark Creek Kitchen spinoff, a luxe sandwich shop (‘wichcraft) and a gourmet Mexican eatery (ie: no chimchangas).

And of course, there are the cream puffs. A recent import from Japan, Beard Papa is a sort of fast-food style bakery serving up light, airy pate a choux filled with vanilla, green tea or chocolate pastry cream. Suffice to say, I was covered in a blanket of powdered sugar, cream and crumbs by the time I left. They’re that good.

So make the excuse that you’re going into the city for some holiday shopping. Just make sure to wipe off all the crumbs before you get home. I won’t tell your secret.

Westfield Mall, 865 Market St., San Francisco

Tuesday is the confirmed date (4pm) for Upper Fourth’s opening and BiteClub got a sneak peak at the swank new digs.
The vibe is less hipster lounge, and more of a sleek, uptown jazz bar with plenty of big leather seats, low tables and a promise that the music will be kept low enough to let folks have a conversation without screaming in each other’s ears.

There are two reserved rooms for guests looking for a more intimate atmosphere, with the main lounge large enough to accomodate a decent-sized crowd without having to get uncomfortably up close and personal with other guests.

A massive onyx bar dominates the room, serving cocktails, wine and beer. Lounge snacks (think heavy hors d’oevres) will also be offered (no menu yet).

Oddly enough, co-owners Molly Gallaher and Ivan Richard (both in their 20s) aren’t even their own demographic. The two hope to attract a more sedate 35-50s crowd looking for a mellow, more upscale vibe.

For now the down-tempo music will mostly come through the club’s speakers, though Gallaher says they hope to have some live acoustic guitar or jazz in the near future. There’s also no dance floor, so you’ll have to get your freak on elsewhere. That, or just sit back, chill out and leave the freaking to someone else for a change.

Upper Fourth, 96 Old Courthouse Square, Second Floor.573.0522

It’s so tantilizingly close. A new bar in the SR.

Word on the street is that the bar, located above Flavor Bistro in downtown Santa Rosa, may open this month. There were even rumors of Dec. 1, but I still don’t have a Manhattan in my hand, so I’ll hold my breath for another week or so.

The spot is said to be posh and upscale, possibly another Barcode-esque experience. But with a view.

John Beck wrote a great piece in Santa Rosa magazine about the couple planning the bar and their vision for a swank new nightspot. Read it here

Meet you at happy hour. Soon, I hope.