Rustic at Francis Ford Coppola Winery

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Rustic in GeyservilleThe creative essence of Francis Ford Coppola swirls around his palatial Geyserville winery like a thick fog. Seeping into every detail, from menu to merchandising, there’s no question the Godfather director is a hands-on kind of guy, with his strong personal likes and dislikes informing into every detail of the massive remodel of the former Chateau Souverain.
That, of course, extends to his the winery’s new restaurant, Rustic, where staff repeatedly chant the mantra, “Francis feels that…” or “Francis wanted…” when asked about everything from ingredients to decor.
A personal project inspired by family recipes and his travels around the world, Coppola’s finally-completed winery restaurant has been well worth the wait. Putting his personal stamp of approval on all the menu items, the not so subtle sub-text of the menu is that these are Coppola’s favorite foods. That, and the fact the whole center of the menu says “Francis’s Favorites” as does the subtitle to the restaurant.
With that kind of personal investment, (staff say he’s been a near-constant presence while the restaurant revs up), you get a pretty healthy whiff of his passion for these dishes, along with personal anecdotes about each of the “favorites”. For example, the Chicken Mattone: “This dish, alternately called chicken under the stone or brick, has become popular lately, but often too tame compared to my favorite version. You have to drive out to a restaurant on the outskirts of Rome about 45 minutes, and call ahead because this is how long it takes to prepare authentically…” and it continues on for several more sentences. Call it food storytelling.
Quick Take: Destination-worthy Italian dishes emerge from cracker-crisp Neapolitan pizzas and simple pastas to hearty burgers, Argentine short-ribs (from a center-stage parrilla, or Argentinean grill), salads and the daily “Favorites” (Chicken Mattone, Mrs. Scorsese’s Lemon Chicken, goose-fat roasted potatoes, Marrakesh Lamb, rigatoni in meat ragu) that promise to be show-stoppers.
Best Bets: A flood of fans the first week surprised kitchen staff, so all of the “favorites” like the brick chicken Mattone, lemon chicken and short-ribs were long-gone by the time we arrived for a 1pm lunch. Some of the dishes are still in development, as well, like the lamb, which we were told Francis wasn’t quite happy with yet. But there’s still plenty to love on the menu. French fried zucchini ($7) are thin, salty sticks overflowing from the bowl, and fresh mozzarella arrives with several savory zeppole (fried Italian donuts). Pizza Sofia is a girlfriend’s delight, a light, crunchy pizza crust draped with peppery arugula, slices of prosciutto and shavings of fresh parmesan. Caesar salad is in the classic style, with fresh egg yolk, crunchy croutons and strips of anchovy. For dessert, Chocolate Mousse al “Francis Francis” is more of a dense pot de creme, served with a dollop of cream in a teacup ($6).
The drinks: Full wine list with most of Coppola’s wines (both from here and from his Napa Rubicon Estate) along with several other locals. Plus, a full bar with, well, everything else. Top bets include “Navy Grog”, a fruity tropical sipper (Francis’ favorite, natch) and the Dark and Stormy (rum and ginger beer).

The vibe: The space has been transformed from the drab leftovers of what once was Gary Danko’s home turf into a casually luxe Italian bistro. Waiters and floor staff wear Italian-inspired restaurant jackets that are a cross between band major and bellhop, but carry it off in style. A collection of historical Italian olive oil labels line the walls, but you’re here for the view, which inside or out is incredible, looking out for miles over northern Sonoma County vineyards.
Stay tuned for: It’s worth coming back in the fall for two major events. The outdoor pools are in their final stages of construction. The idea is to create a resort-like space (the chateau is an homage to the Godfather, with the exterior mimicking a retro 50’s pool) with private “cabines”  for families. Staff tell BiteClub they’re already practicing their parts for the forthcoming a tavola dinners this fall. Meaning “at the table”, the concept is family style dining/dinner theater with staff playing the parts of Italian wives, local marketeers and mongers hawking their wares (in character and costume) through the restaurant serving the audience chef’s choice “small plates”.
At the helm: Chef de cuisine Nick Petrilli formerly of Bottega and Tra Vigne.
While you’re there: Oh yeah, Coppola is of course a working winery as well. The brands here are purposeful everyday sippers, especially when compared to his fancy-pants Napa Rubicon wines. Most familiar are the Diamond series (including the wildly popular claret). The “Sofia” label, named after his daughter are often slightly sweet, delicate and appealing, while the Director’s Cut reds (esp. the big bad zinfandel) are workhorse SoCo wines that rarely disappoint.
300 Via Archimedes
Geyserville, CA 95441
(707) 857-1485

Farmer’s Markets now accept food stamps

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Food stamps have arrived at the farmers market. Since May, the Healdsburg and Petaluma Farmers Markets have begun swiping EBT cards — electronic debit cards used in lieu of food stamps — in return for locally grown fruits, vegetables and meats. Santa Rosa and Sebastopol also plan to join.
The first to accept the Electronic Benefits Transfer cards was the Healdsburg Farmers Market. Petaluma began accepting the cards in June, and the Santa Rosa market at the Veteran’s building and Sebastopol market will follow suit on August 14th and 15th respectively.
Here’s how it works: the market manager swipes the card, directly deducting the amount from the buyer’s account in exchange for tokens that can only be used at the farmers market. The tokens are used to buy food from the purveyors, who trade them in for cash at the end of the market day.
“A lot of food stamp offices have been hoping this would happen for a long time because they want clients to have access to healthier foods. In poorer neighborhoods, it’s fast foods and mini-markets, and access to fresh foods just isn’t there,” said Lisa Mann, a department analyst at the Sonoma County Human Services Department. “The sad fact is that Top Ramen is cheaper than organic produce. But for long-term health benefits, it’s obviously important to eat healthier,” she added.
Seen as a nutrition-assistance program for low-income individuals often prone to obesity and unhealthy eating, SNAP (Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program) advocates are working hard to motivate and educate people about the benefits of eating fresh food from their local farmers.
The Healdsburg market is a test case for the local program, and market manager Mary Kelley said she’s getting two to three food stamp recipients at the market each week.
“People are coming here to find things that are unique or unusual, and they want to be part of the community spirit. They come with their families,” said Kelley, who adds that she’s seeing a cross-section of demographics, including college grads who have lost or couldn’t find jobs in the recent economy.
With the average enrolled family receiving just $288 in assistance per month, many in the food world agree that fresh foods can seem out of reach both financially and geographically.
“Packaged food is cheap, because the government subsidizes cheap foods. But we want people to know that they can afford food at the farmers market, and farmers want to make this work,” Kelley said.
As additional incentive, the Healdsburg and Santa Rosa markets have set up funds to match EBT amounts. For example, someone who spends $10 at the Healdsburg market will get an additional $10 in tokens to spend there. At Santa Rosa, they will get $5 for the first $10 spent. These funds have been created through personal donations to the market, which Kelley and Santa Rosa and Sebastopol market manager Paula Downing hope will continue to be replenished.
“I’m optimistic, but there’s a high educational and learning curve,” said Downing.
The Santa Rosa market will feature a luncheon for EBT card users on August 14, along with cooking demonstrations and recipes for using market foods in English and Spanish.
Local youth from the VOICES program and CHOPS teen club, which serve underprivileged youth, are also expected to get involved with the Santa Rosa program.
“When you involve people in the business of food, they don’t have to eat out of a package,” Downing said.
Concerns over increased bookkeeping and administrative expensees – the wireless card-system alone costs $1,000 – threatened to derail the program as a state bill requiring California farm markets to accept electronic food stamps cards by 2012 began making its way through the state Legislature in February. It now resides in the Senate.
But the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) has since agreed to shoulder the cost of the card systems. Healdsburg’s Kelley acknowledges she’s putting in several hours of extra bookkeeping for the handful of food stamp clients she’s seen each week at the market. But she is so far encouraged by the program.
Refuting the idea that farmers markets are more expensive, Kelley said that while some produce may be commanding a premium, most everyday seasonal produce is comparable or even less that that in grocery stores.
“So much of supporting farmers markets is about changing habits,” she said. “I want people to get over misconceptions that we’re more expensive.”
In Sonoma County, there are currently more than 20,000 individuals participating in the federal food stamp program, including 14,000 children. Local enrollment has grown by more than 65 percent in the past two years. Nationwide, 40.2 million American rely on food stamps, according to USDA statistics. According to the Sonoma County Human Services Department, nearly all local benefits are spent locally and stay in the community.
“Our local farmers and farmers markets get the benefits of these dollars and low-income families have a chance to purchase fruits and vegetables so fresh they might have been picked from the farm that morning. Everybody wins,” said Marion Deeds, Director of the Economic Assistance Division within the Sonoma County Human Services Department.

Morimoto | Napa

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Morimoto's open kitchen

All I can think, walking into Napa’s Morimito is…am I really cool enough to eat here? Downbeat music pumps onto the sidewalk, perfectly matching the rhythm of the Furstenberg-esque wedges marching their way toward me. Attached is a faux-hawked Glamazon I’m afraid might either eat me or mock my five-year-old fake alligator pumps from Target. Either way, not a great way to start the night as we — fashion’s before and after — enter the weeks-old space.
There’s no doubt that Masaharu Morimoto’s newest restaurant in Napa’s downtown Riverfront development is Wine Country’s most, well, un-Wine Country space. There’s no stucco or faux-Italian charm, but instead a stark, minimal urban space with concrete floors, vast windows and a clean Japanese sensibility. Several hostesses greet you at the door, while an army of staff line the walls waiting to present masterworks of Japanese/California cuisine to Morimoto’s rabid fans.
Morimoto is, as most foodies know, the Iron Chef of Iron chefs. An alum of Nobu and countless other restaurants, he now has several eponymous eateries (Philadelphia, NYC) and is in the works with (we hear) three more just this year. Morimoto, unlike other Food Network personalities, however, has the actual cooking skills to draw serious eaters, rather than celeb-gawkers. During the opening weeks, he’s been a constant presence in the kitchen, and spends a considerable amount of time in Napa. (Fellow FN personality Tyler Florence is opening a restaurant next door in the coming months).
Here’s the lowdown:
– The menu is classic Morimoto. Cold Appetizer: Toro tartare ($25), Tuna pizza ($16), wagyu beef carpaccio ($21). Hot Appetizer: Bone marrow with five sices ($16); beef tartare with asparagus flan ($18); fig tempure with foie gras peanut butter sauce ($16); kakuni, a 10-hour roasted pork belly with rice congee, soy-scallion jus ($15). Entrees: Whole Roasted Lobster, $35; Duck, duck, goose (duck confit, sliced duck breast, frozen foie gras with a duck egg ($36); Angry Chicken ($26), Wagyu beef (up to $56) Sea Urchin Carbonara ($28); Ishi Yaki Buri Bop, yellowtail on rice cooked tableside; ‘Pork Chop and Applesauce’ with kimchee, bacon and ginger apple puree ($32). Oysters $18 for six. Maki: California roll with snow crab meat ($7); crispy salmon skin roll; eel avocado roll. Soups and Noodles:  Ramen ($14); Tofu Miso ($14), Duck Meatball Soup ($14). Desserts are yawn-worthy.
– You’re here for two things: Seafood (especially sushi and sashimi) and the Waygu beef. Morimoto is a notorious stickler about his fish, usually flying in exceptional seafood from Japan. Waygu is a highly marbled, incredibly tasty kind of beef. It’s the breed of cattle used for kobe beef, but typically from America (and therefore not allowed to be called Kobe, which only comes from Japan).
– Okay, there’s one other thing Morimoto does really well, and that’s duck. Duck, Duck, Goose is dish of duck confit, foie gras (there’s a ridiculous amount of foie gras on Morimoto’s menu), sliced duck breast, and fried rice with a duck egg on top.
– Service is impeccable, if a bit young. We had a parade of servers bringing us dishes, and some seemed undertrained on what they were serving us, though very accommodating. We were also impressed when we couldn’t located the foie gras in Duck, Duck, Goose, the dish was whisked away and we received a completely new entree with a plethora of foie gras.
– Overall, the food quality was very good, but not life-altering. Presentation is awe-inspiring, but the taste of of the food just didn’t quite live up to what you’re seeing. The duck breast was a bit dry, the fried rice uninspiring. Beef belly with congee was a favorite dish, the toro tuna entertaining, and much care was taken with the oysters and sashimi.
– Sound-levels are a huge problem. The glass and concrete make for a noisy echo chamber, and talking quickly turns into shouting at your table mate. The open kitchen/hallway makes for an awkward entrance, as servers spill into the narrow walkway, chatting and blocking the way. Another huge issue are the plastic chopsticks — did anyone realize that oily pieces of raw fish slide off with a “plop” into your soy sauce, with little chance of recovery?
– The hip-factor is fairly intense: Thus far, this is the spot to be seen in Napa. The bar quickly fills up, as does the sushi bar along the open kitchen. Lounge seats are prime real-estate, and you’ll see plenty of the valley’s movers schmoozing at their tables. So dress the part.  In other words, don’t wear the Target pumps.
The restaurant’s off to a solid start, but whether Morimoto can continue to control the quality while opening more restaurants and maintaining his existing properties is yet to be seen. As one of my dining companions said, “It’s the kiss of death, opening that many restaurants.”
Morimoto, 610 Main St., Napa, (707) 252-1600

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New Hburg resto in the works?

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Well, it appears the cat is out of the bag…
Yes, Cyrus chef Douglas Keane is working on a steakhouse concept for Healdsburg in the former Cena Luna space. Keane’s been scoping out real estate for a while now. The Cena Luna space has been dark for weeks, though its been unclear to everyone exactly what’s been going on. Several days ago, the answering machine insisted that the restaurant would reopen, and the tables are all still set.
A number of high profile chefs have apparently been eyeing the spot, located just a stone’s throw from the Cyrus crew’s other spot, Healdsburg Bar and Grill. Which brings up the caveat: The deal’s still not been inked, which is why I kept things mum for the time being. Keane said he’s hoping to finalize things today.

Fabulous Frickle Brothers

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Billing themselves at the World’s Greatest High Frying Act, pickle fryers Patrick Mace and John Corazzini (aka The Fabulous Frickle Brothers) were the talk of Petaluma’s Rivertown Revival last weekend. Inspired by fave Southern specialty, fried pickle chips, the two have put a decidedly West Coast spin on their batter-dipped dills using a combination of panko, tempura and Lagunitas ale at local events.
According to Mace, the chips were inspired by trips he made to North Carolina while working for Lagunitas. “,I ate fried pickles at different locations and was possessed in trying everyone’s interpretations. I told friends back home of this and they looked at me kinda weird,” he said.
Weird isn’t the half of it. Maces says people on the West Coast are sometimes a little afraid of the Frickles (a mashup of “fried” and “pickles”) but almost always come around. “I sample a lot at festivals. I would say 95% of the people love them. Most order a tray.”
The clincher? Send the chips for a dip into Straus-yogurt dips that come in delish flavors like plum curry, cucumber, garlic mint, honey mustard and blue cheese cayenne.
“I’m waiting on a Frickle movie or President Obama to start eating them like Reagan’s jelly beans,” Mace said.
Hungry? In addition to the pickles, the Bros. will also be serving fried green tomatoes off their Frickle wagon at upcoming festivals including the Petaluma Music Festival on August 7, the Cotati Accordian Festival on August 21-22 and on Sept. 11 a the Kendall Jackson Heirloom Tomato Festival.

Fair Food Scramble 2010 Results

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Glen Schaezlein | PD KENT PORTER

There’s nothing that brings together strangers like a table full of deep-fat fried, sugary, chocolate-coated, barbecued and batter-coated foods. Except maybe indigestion and a week of caloric regret.
That’s the idea behind the second annual Fair Food Scramble, in which seven participants were given $20 each to scramble for their favorite eats from the Sonoma County Fair.
The still-sizzling windfall was collected at a communal picnic table and everyone shared in the bounty, ultimately naming this year’s Fair Food Winners. That’s $140 worth of food if you’re keeping track. Calorie-counting is an automatic disqualification. Using your fingers, accidental double-dipping and sharing bites comes with the territory.
This year’s Scramblers were selected from dozens of entries submitted to BiteClub. On the roster: BBQ-lover Scott Minaker, an engineer from Fulton (“I see food, I eat it.”); senior food adviser, Ron Reynolds (and wife Merrillee) of Rohnert Park who claims he’s been coming to the Sonoma County Fair since before he was born; adventurous eater Marlene Hudson, a freelance Spanish interpreter from Santa Rosa; funnel cake aficionado Amy Leyack, a Santa Rosa-based executive recruiter; 10-year-old food critic Logan Bello; St. Helena kindergarten teacher Robin Robert and life-long fair food enthusiast Glen Schaezlein.
Why do they do it? “Fair food is such memorable food and you only get it once a year. But your stomach is only so big, so you have to make some decisions,” Robert said. So consider it a public service of sorts.
Having learned a thing or two after last year’s inaugural Fair Food Scramble, elastic-waist pants and plenty of napkins were the order of the day. “You need a buffet-sized shirt here,” said Leyack. “And even then we’ll probably fill it out.”
Over two hours as much food as humanly possible was tasted, debated, re-tasted, re-debated and ultimately ranked. Here are the results.
Best Overall Savory Food: Johnny Garlic’s pork sliders. As cute as they are delicious, these mini pulled pork sandwiches come with a sweet, savory sauce and slaw under a fluffy micro-bun. Totally money.
Runner Up: Bubba’s Barbecue ribs were a very close second to the sliders, with several Scramblers pleading the case for the sweet sauce and smoky meat that made for some seriously good eats.
Best Overall Sweet Food: “It’s a deep-fried plate of love,” said Amy Leyack of our almost unanimous sweet favorite, the strawberry, whipped cream funnel cake from Pennsylvania Dutch Funnel Cakes.
Best Classic: Willie Bird’s smoked turkey leg is a fair favorite, and for good reason. Even though you look like a Flintstone character while eating it, it’s plenty big for sharing and packed with dark, rich leg meat that’ll keep you fueled up for hours.
Best Group Eat: There are two rules about eating Big Jim’s curly fries. Eat them piping hot, and find as many people as possible to share them. The massive brick of fried spuds is perfect for group-feeds. Toss on some salt and don’t forget a couple squirts of ketchup.
Kid favorite: Forget eating around the edges. Logan Bello dove right into the middle of a mini-apple pie from Mom’s, then proceeded to eat his way to the edges. “This rocked!” he said.
Favorite veggie: Roasted corn covered with mayonnaise, parmesan, salt and pepper from Señor Carlos. Skip the mayonnaise and you’ve got a healthy snack. Leave it on for one that tastes like a slice of summer.
Healthy Fave: One of last year’s favorite dishes, pozole from Old Mexico, got a less enthusiastic nod from eaters this year, but still shines as a hearty, nutritious and reasonably priced meal with veggies, hominy, and a rich broth and fried tortillas for dipping.
Favorite Ethnic: Old Mexico’s steak tacos and Sam Pon’s combo plate of stir-fried noodles and fried rice got high marks all around.
Most smile-worthy: The frozen, Oreo-covered banana Robin Robert wrangled at Mrs. J’s Chocolate Pot might have been a bigger sell on a warmer day, but instead sat a bit forlornly through the feast. Post-lunch, a brave Marlene Hudson declared it quite delicious, if a bit squishy.
Favorite walk-n-chew foods: “I was surprised how good those Slim Jims were,” said one BiteClubber about Lakeside Jerky’s beef sticks, which quickly disappeared from the table. Meanwhile, we pretty much had to pry the churro out of Logan’s hands, as he extolled the virtues of its fried cinnamon goodness. Because really, who doesn’t love a churro (El Churro in the Mexican village).
Most-anticipated: Hudson made a bee-line for Mackinac Island Fudge’s rich, chocolate walnut fudge. The Scramble swarm ate it before she got a bite. Sorry, Marlene.
You may also want to check out: Even after spending $140 and a few hours eating, there were plenty of edibles left on our list, including Kettle Corn, Country Fair cinnamon rolls, shaved ice, Pronto Pups, Gidget’s Waffle Cones, gyros at the Sleek Greek (a huge hit at last year’s Scramble), Mary’s Pizza Shack and the ever-popular Ibleto’s Spaghetti Palace.
At the end of the carnage, Scott Minaker looked over the caloric destruction and deadpanned, “I gotta go get something to eat.”
What are your favorite fair foods?

Bovine Bakery coming to Petaluma

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Moo-licious Bovine Bakery of Point Reyes is expanding to Petaluma, come September.  According to owner Bridget Devlin, they’ll be moving into the a vacant space on Kentucky Street recently vacated by Purple Leaf catering. There’s not a ton of work to do since the spot already has a commercial kitchen and much of equipment they’ll need. “We always have people calling us from Petaluma wishing we were closer,” said Devlin.  The menu of morning munchies, pizza, muffins, breads and bear claws (among other things) will remain pretty true to their original location.

Sonoma Coast Fish Bank

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Just a stone’s throw from the coast, the once-sleepy town of Valley Ford is waking up to its potential as a charming whistlestop on the way to Bodega Bay and beyond. The newest kid on the restaurant block: Sonoma Coast Fish Bank which opened in February 2010.

Housed in a historic bank that stood empty for years, the renovated space is a bonanza for fresh, locally-caught seafood including oysters, salmon, smelt, scallops and sustainable seafoods from further afield. Owner Brandon Guenther, who also co-owns the nearby Rocker Oysterfeller’s and Valley Ford Hotel with wife Shona, have continued to expand their offerings with haute picnic fare (Fatted Calf Charcuterie, local cheeses) and have just added prepared sandwiches like a Gulf Shrimp po-boy with remoulade, pulled pork sandwich, along with oysters and housemade clam chowder. Guenther says he recently spent a week eating through New Orleans to get his seafood po boy mojo going, so expect more tasty creations on the menu.
If you’ve got a few more minutes to spare, Rocker Oysterfeller’s (14415 Highway One, Valley Ford, (707) 876-1983)continues to pack in crowds with its oft-changing Southern-inspired menu. From grits to fried oyster po-boys, scallops with crispy fried okra, burgers and Crab Louie, there’s little on the menu that isn’t sourced locally or sustainably. New to the menu are cornmeal-dusted smelt that are fried into crispy one-bite poppers that Guenther calls “Fries with Eyes”.  Surprisingly addictive and best paired with an ice cold beer.
Sonoma Coast Fish Bank: 14415 Highway One, Valley Ford, (707) 876-FISH Open daily 11:30am to 6pm
Also in town: Route One Diner (14450 Highway 1, Valley Ford, (707) 876-9600) is a convenient spot for a quick fuel-up, especially at breakfast time. With the usual hash brown fare in the AM and burgers in the afternoon, it’s family-friendly fare. Next door is the Valley Ford Market (14400 Coast Hwy 1, Valley Ford, (707) 876-3245‎), a local hub for grab-n-go picnic fare, sausages and chowder. The longtime Italian family restaurant, Dinucci’s is a favorite for simple, homestyle dinners and minestrone soup is a top pick among its fans. (14485 Valley Ford Rd, Valley Ford, (707) 876-3260)

Torch of India to SR, Karma closes

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The former Kabab & Curry will soon become Torch of India, an outpost of a popular Vacaville eatery. No word on opening dates, but it looks to be within the next several weeks. The resto is seeking “tasters” for a preview event — which bodes well.
Saturday, July 24 7:00p to 9:00pm, Torch of India announces their FREE pre-opening Tasting Event. We are soon to open at 507 4th Street at the previous Kabab and Curry House location. Having gained the reputation of Solano County’s #1 Indian restaurant we look forward to setting these standards in Sonoma County. We invite lovers of Indian food who have eaten at other local Indian restaurants to join us and critique our food. Event is tentatively 2-3 weeks from now. Exact date will be announced. CURRENT DATES ARE TENTATIVE. Please call 707 355 0642 for an invitation.RESERVATIONS ARE REQUIRED BY INVITE ONLY.
Meanwhile, readers tell BiteClub that Karma Bistro in Cotati has closed.

Win: Fair Food Scramble 2010

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CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS! STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS TOMORROW!

You know the drill by now…on opening day of the Sonoma County Fair, BiteClub takes five lucky winners (consider yourself a sort of Charlie Bucket, Veruca Salt, etc.) to scramble for all the delicious goodness that our midway can offer.
It’s the annual Fair Food Scramble!
From Pasta King to turkey legs, corn dogs, barbecue and beyond, we’ll snatch up whatever goodies we can find, bring it all back to our special reserve tables and feast like the true epicures we really are. (See pix of last year’s scramble)
You should see the looks of wanton jealousy we attract.
So how do you get to participate? Flattery is always good, but to really win my heart, your best bet is to convince me that you’re the ideal candidate. How much do you love fair food? Tell me some special memories. Write a poem. Be creative. Extol your eating virtues, but most of all, be you.

Leave your thoughts below, and five winners will be selected this on Friday (7/24) . You’ll get the details on our funtabulous food fest, but make sure you can be available around 1-3pm on Tuesday, July 27. (I’ll call your boss if you need me to. Cause dang it, this is really more important that whatever you’re doing at work.)
You also need to be fun and willing to share you food. Otherwise, we’ll make you sit alone. No whiners. No changies. No dramarama. Or again, we make you sit alone and make fun of you.
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