Whether you call it recycled meat, a poop patty or a stink steak, news that Japanese scientists are making faux-meat from human feces is causing something of a sh!tstorm.
If you can get past the gross-out factor, it’s all pretty fascinating. According to the plot line, “facing an abundance of sewage mud”, Tokyo Sewage reportedly approached researcher Mitsuyuki Ikeda, of the Okayama Laboratory to come up with some sort of use for it. What he discovered: The muck contains a surprising amount of protein.
And who needs protein? Well, we do. So by extracting the protein and doing a bit of scientific whizbangery, the result was a sort of “meat” that’s 63% protein and 25% carbohydrates. Adding colors and flavoring, those brave enough to eat it supposedly say it tastes a lot like beef. How’d you like to be the guy who had to do the first taste test? Eccchhhh.
Whether or not most folks will be able to overcome the psychological barrier is yet to be seen. On the plus side, the researchers say the meat is low in fat, reduces carbon emissions and “completes the food chain”.
What’s weird is that there’s no discussion of how the fecal matter and bacteria turn from ecoli-inducing, cholera-infecting sludge to a hamburger patty. Also setting off my bullsh!t-detector is that part of the scientific process is described as combining the protein “with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder”. An exploder? Is that really a thing?
The turd burger story smells a little funny, quite frankly, and BiteClub wouldn’t be surprised if the news turns out to be a hoax, despite a narrated video (notice the refrigerator labeled “Sh!t burger”) and international reportage (which doesn’t mean sh!t, usually).
What’s your take? Pure crap or a clever way to reduce, reuse and recycle?
– Thanks to BiteClubber Christopher Hanson for this little tidbit of sunlight.
Best line ever: “Waiter, there’s corn in my steak!”
Best line ever: “Waiter, there’s corn in my steak!”
GG Allin would approve of this new innovation.
Well, once I heard that people were eating bacon with chocolate, I figured it would only be a matter of time until we came to this.
GG Allin would approve of this new innovation.
Well, once I heard that people were eating bacon with chocolate, I figured it would only be a matter of time until we came to this.
Dead bacteria infected human feces mixed with water contaminated by radiation from the nuclear power plant explosions of Japan? Yum, yum, yummy, yum!! What’s for desert? Human bodies that have marinated in the mass graves of the lush sandy tropical paradise of Puket, Thailand?
I thinkl a few hamburger joints in the Santa Rosa area have been using this stuff for quite a while.
nasty as hell
I just threw up in my mouth
I wonder how many times you could recycle the same “burger”. Just think of it, we’ve finally found perpetual motion… or is that movement…
Dead bacteria infected human feces mixed with water contaminated by radiation from the nuclear power plant explosions of Japan? Yum, yum, yummy, yum!! What’s for desert? Human bodies that have marinated in the mass graves of the lush sandy tropical paradise of Puket, Thailand?
I thinkl a few hamburger joints in the Santa Rosa area have been using this stuff for quite a while.
nasty as hell
I just threw up in my mouth
I wonder how many times you could recycle the same “burger”. Just think of it, we’ve finally found perpetual motion… or is that movement…
I call shenanigans…There’s a documentary called “The Yes Men” where these guys play hoaxes on all sorts of serious people and they kinda did this years ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_nNemsNT8
Nastiest thing ever!
This might be a bit of a marketing challenge, to say the least….
I call shenanigans…There’s a documentary called “The Yes Men” where these guys play hoaxes on all sorts of serious people and they kinda did this years ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_nNemsNT8
Nastiest thing ever!
This might be a bit of a marketing challenge, to say the least….