Up the Quilceda Creek without a paddle
Think of the very best "cult" wines from the Napa Valley floor, shoot them up with enough steroids to power the Tour de France and Major League Baseball combined, and then somehow balance all that bulging, bronzed muscle with enough subtlety and grace to keep everything harmonious - imagine The Incredible Hulk dancing a perfect Swan Lake, or The Situation passing abstract algebra - and you'll have some idea of what Quilceda Creek's freak-of-nature wines are all about.