Trendy Restaurant Menu Generator? Yup. We’ve finally reached the tipping point on trendy menus that have rehashed the same 20 hipster buzzwords in a comical variety of ways. Shark. Jumped.
Take a gander at a few of our randomized trendy restaurant dishes that probably could exist, but really shouldn’t. Or maybe they should.
Just try to keep a straight face the next time your waitstaff asks if you’d like try the house-made locally-sourced free range GMO-free vegan charcuterie plate. We dare you.
Keep clicking “Make Another” for new menu items. This never gets old.
Michelin Stars will be awarded next Tuesday, Oct. 21 for the San Francisco Bay Areaw
Michelin Stars will be awarded next Tuesday, Oct. 21 for the San Francisco Bay Areaw
It’s Michelin season! As a preview to the big stars that will be announced next week, the restaurant rating guide has announced their San Francisco Bay Area Bib Gourmand Awards. It’s a huge feather in the caps of moderately-priced restaurants (ie: the ones most of us can actually afford) and a definite pathway to the stars.
With an estimated $16 million in sales, Guy’s “off-the-hook” addition to his Flavortown empire is #26 on the list, ahead of such big boys as The Four Seasons in NYC ($13.8m), Boulevard in SF ($12.8 million), Daniel NYC ($11.8m) and even Emeril’s Orlando ($11.3m).
What’s hardly a surprise is that the lion’s share of the restaurants on the list are in tourist destinations like NYC (29/100) Las Vegas (20/100), and California (8/100) with seating for hundreds.
Atop the list: Vegas’ Tao Asian Bistro with a whopping $64million in sales and an average check size of $75. The next closest? Joe’s Stone Grab in Miami with only about half the sales ($35 million).
Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar opened in 2012, and received a legendarily mean review from The NY Times’ Pete Wells. Fans of the Diner’s Drive-Ins and Dives show on Food Network, however, have flocked with an estimated 450,000 meals sold, and an average check size of $37, according to Restaurant Business Magazine.
Our “grain of salt” alarms went off, however, at the tiny asterisks on the list, stating that sales of many restaurants were “estimates” rather than actual statistics.
Regardless, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar certainly lives up to being “so money” as Fieri claims. Or at least a license to print money.
Simply Vietnam Express is opening in Santa Rosa. Photo from BiteClub Facebook friends
Simply Vietnam Express is opening in Santa Rosa. Photo from BiteClub Facebook friends
When failed restaurants bemoan their fate to a bad location, I always think about places like Simply Vietnam in Santa Rosa. Tucked away in an industrial area off Dutton Ave. in West Santa Rosa, its an unlikely success. There’s never anywhere to park, it’s hard to find, there’s absolutely no ambiance and there’s always a wait. But make great pho, Vietnamese noodles and other Asian comfort food consistently, quickly and at a reasonable price, and you’ve got a recipe for a solid business.
Which is why it isn’t surprising that the owners of Simply Vietnam are expanding. The new restaurant, Simply Vietnam Express, will soon open at the former Ticket Sports Bar (3381 Cleveland Ave., Santa Rosa) with Bahn Mi, soups salads, fresh rolls and boba tea. I have no doubt it will have the same rabid following when it opens later this month.
Event: Santa Rosa Junior College’s Shone Farm (a working farm used for agriculture, vinoculture and culinary students), celebrates fall with a U-Pick pumpkin and veggie harvesting, apple-pressing, wood-milling, hay-riding festival on Saturday, October 11 from 11am to 3pm in Forestville. It’s family-friendly old-timey fun with a rotten tomato slingshot, forest walks, and plenty of animal petting. The Nellie’s Oysters food truck will be on site, along with plenty of delish lunch options from the farm. 7450 Steve Olson Lane, Forestville, free.
October 2,2014. Denver C0. Asbury Elementary. Chipotle and Slow Food movement and their involvement in Asbury Elementary’s Garden. Students learn agriculture, food and retail thru their garden and farmer’s market.
October 2,2014. Denver C0. Asbury Elementary. Chipotle and Slow Food movement and their involvement in Asbury Elementary’s Garden. Students learn agriculture, food and retail thru their garden and farmer’s market.
Fast-casual restaurant chain Chipotle Mexican Grill has announced a partnership with Slow Food USA to support or maintain 100 school gardens across the country.
At first blush, it may seem a bit confusing — fast food and slow food in the same breath? But Chipotle, with some 1,700 locations nationwide, has made its mission to use local and sustainably sourced products and “classic cooking methods” (ie: not relying entirely on microwaves). Call it fast food with a conscience.
The new partnership gives Slow Foods USA’s National School Garden Program a $500,000 boost, launching new educational gardens in ten metro areas around the country (none in the Bay Area, however). Slow Foods USA is part of an international grassroots network that promotes healthy dining, sustainable farming, rescuing “endangered” local fruits and veggies and “linking the pleasures of the table with a commitment to community and the environment.”
It’s also a brilliant PR move for both the parties.
Slow Food USA has historically struggled to reach a mass audience, focusing instead on local organizers and bootstrap ideals. Chipotle (which has been criticized in the past by Slow Food USA) has worked hard to get its message of slow-fast food to a nation of McDonald’s eaters.
Whatever the motives, the end result is hopefully better nutrition, engagement with food systems and support for struggling school gardens. Win-win.
Executive Chef Tood McNeive, formerly of Oliver’s Markets, has created an extensive menu that includes plenty of heart-healthy foods for, for breakfast, lunch and dinner, as well as comfort foods like a cheeseburger, macaroni and cheese, pot roast, pot pie and pizzas. There are also doctor-approved liquid diet selections for patients (popiscles, ice cream, soup) and plenty of desserts including apple crisp, brownies and of course, tapioca pudding. Cause it is a hospital after all. A welcome change from the industrial foods we’ve come to expect in hospitals.
We’d be remiss, however, not to mention the incredible food choices at Kaiser, as well, that include locally sourced produce, organic meats and breads. There are daily specials that include soups and curries at a ridiculously affordable price (stay tuned for more on that).
Seems like being a patient doesn’t have to be a gastronomic punishment anymore.
Chef Jamil Peden will be the new exec chef at Applewood Inn in Guerneville
Jamil Peden will be leaving Woodfour Brewing in Sebastopol
First off, the food world lost a gourmet pioneer last week. Bonnie Lynn Tempesta, credited with introducing the biscotti to the American food scene in the 1980s,died on Sept. 25 in her Sonoma home. After founding La Tempesta Bakery Confections in the Bay Area in 1982,, she became the largest biscotti producer in America, selling to Neiman Marchus, Starbucks, Macy’s and Dean and Deluca. The entrepreneur sold her business in 1997, devoting her life to art, animals and a program for disadvantaged youth. In 2012, she started a small, philanthropic baking company in Kenwood named Boncora, donating a portion of every sale to her favorite cause, Pets Lifeline of Sonoma Valley.
Moving on from Woodfour Brewing is Jamil Peden. The creative chef, whose resume includes Petite Syrah and Healdsburg’s Campo Fina, says he doesn’t yet have any plans, but welcomes the change. You’ll still find him at Woodfour’s Monday Ramen pop-up, Ramen Gaijin. There are some whispers about the new chef, who we hear is coming from a highly-respected Marin restaurant, but no official word yet.
A hearty hellooooo to the forthcomingYeti Restaurant, slated to open in the former Lyon’s near the intersection of Farmer’s Lane and Hwy. 12 in Santa Rosa. Yeti has been a popular Himalyan/Indian restaurant in Kenwood for several years, with some of the best naan BiteClub’s ever had. More details on when they’ll arrive soon.
Williams-Sonoma returns to Sonoma on Oct. 4. The original sign hangs outside.
Williams-Sonoma has finally come home to Sonoma.
“We’re celebrating our roots an coming back home,” said Janet Hayes, president of the Williams-Sonoma brand. On Oct. 4, Chuck Williams’ original store will reopen just off the Sonoma town square, nearly sixty years after its founding. Just in time for Williams’ 99th birthday.
And although the new store is more of the crisp, luxe lifestyle brand most of use are familiar with,
there are plenty of historic influences — from the original sign hanging out front and black and white tile flooring, to Williams’ own collection of copper pans and French cooking molds — serve as a reminder of its past.
First opened in 1956 at 605 Broadway St., the kitchenwares store was among the first to bring French copper pots, La Crueset bakeware and high-end culinary tools to American home cooks. In fact,if you’ve ever used a KitchenAid stand mixer, Wustof knife, or poured cream from a little porcelain cow, you have Chuck to thank.
But since the store’s move to San Francisco just a few years after opening, there’s been no Williams-Sonoma in its namesake town.
In a stroke of luck, the original storefront (which had served as catering kitchen and frame shop among other things) came up for sale recently, and company officials knew they had to snap it up. Included in the sale was Williams’ home which he shared with his mother for many years.
The home has been renovated to serve as a stage for many of the Williams-Sonoma brands, and includes a backyard garden, grill and patio.
Food Network chef and Marin-resident Tyler Florence was at the opening, and reminisced about his first meeting with Chuck in 2006. “I had a real connection when meeting Chuck at my own kitchen store. He brought the first copper and paella pans to home chefs. He brought all these new vehicles of expression,” said Florence. “What Steve jobs did for computers, Williams did for cooking,” he added.
We couldn’t have said it better.
The new store at 605 Broadway, Sonoma, will be open daily from 9am to 6pm. A professional kitchen will include hour-long cooking classes that include:
Chef Jen Demerest of Harvest Moon – 10/7
Executive Chef Billy Reid of Hopmunk Tavern – 10/13
Chef/Owner Duskie Estes of Zazu Kitchen & Farm – 10/14
Chef and Culinary Instructor Jason Kupper – 10/20
Chef Dustin Valette of Dry Creek Kitchen – 10/21
Executive Chef Todd Thompson of The Red Grape – 11/3
It’s not often you get a decent cocktail at a bar anymore. ‘Tenders are too busy making Jack & Cokes and pouring cheap beer.
In fact, we’ve gotten a few sneers for merely asking for a gin and tonic.
But we’re loving the hand-crafted “original” sours at Whiskey Tip(1910 Sebastopol Rd, Santa Rosa) made with American bourbon, simple syrup, lime juice and egg whites.
They’re beautiful and delicious, and only $8 rather than, well, a whole lot more at other fancy drink spots.
