Sebastian T. captured the essence, I think, in this photo posted to Yelp. So, I stole it.

Sebastian T. captured the essence, I think, in this photo posted to Yelp. So, I stole it.

Midwestern weenies have arrived in Guerneville! And this corn-fed flatlander couldn’t be more excited to take a bite.

3 Alarm Grill, which opened on Dec. 5, 2014 is serving up wet and messy Italian beef on a bun, hand cut fries and of course, a Classic Chicago dog made with Vienna sausage (natch) mustard, onions, neon green relish, tomato and pickles so authentic, you’ll think you’re at Wrigley.

Ya can’t have a serious dog with chili, so the folks at Three Alarm Grill will be  serving up their signature beef chili on top or by the bowl (no word on whether it beats Cincinnati’s Skyline). What we’re especially loving are funnel cakes for dessert, dontcha know.

For you hippy Californians, there are salads, cedar plank salmon and chicken breasts as well. Uff da!

16218 Main St., Guerneville. Open 11a.m. to 9p.m. (closed on Tuesday and Wednesday until the season picks up in April).

*Since I stole the picture (um, hint hint, I need a better photo), I feel it’s only right to link to the Yelp reviews, even though it pains me.